CptStern
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Computer and Video games magazine seems to hire people straight out of elemetary school...check out this paragraph talking about the upcoming Battlefield 2:
Battlefield2 article
"....what turned out to be one of the most refreshing and addictive multiplayer experiences in yonks. ...
"....Drool drips at the thought of games supporting 100-plus players online, battle boffins gleefully anticipating the opportunity to grapple with U.S., Chinese, or Middle East Coalition forces..."
and from the Half life 2 preview: sexual innuendos galore (writer needs to get laid)
" If you're a fan of shooters, chances are you'll be squirting over the prospect of Halo 2, Killzone and Doom 3"
"Ever since we saw the demo of Half-Life 2 at last year's E3, we've been busting our nuts to get a go on this baby. And y'know what? After months of probing...."
methinks they need to put down the thesaurus every now and then
Battlefield2 article
"....what turned out to be one of the most refreshing and addictive multiplayer experiences in yonks. ...
"....Drool drips at the thought of games supporting 100-plus players online, battle boffins gleefully anticipating the opportunity to grapple with U.S., Chinese, or Middle East Coalition forces..."
and from the Half life 2 preview: sexual innuendos galore (writer needs to get laid)
" If you're a fan of shooters, chances are you'll be squirting over the prospect of Halo 2, Killzone and Doom 3"
"Ever since we saw the demo of Half-Life 2 at last year's E3, we've been busting our nuts to get a go on this baby. And y'know what? After months of probing...."
methinks they need to put down the thesaurus every now and then