Where do you masturbate

[outpost]

So where do you masturbate?

 

[Vegeta897]

On my webcam.

 

[Pressure]

The garage, but if I'm feeling dangerous right infront of the door to my parents room.

 

[Hazar]

In my basement :naughty:

jk, anywhere that I can

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Plan to go home and masturbate in the kitchen when there, but then do it in sister's room just to give it a little extra thrill - George Carlin (same wording but not exact to that effect)

 

[gh0st]

i cant masturbate because it hurts.

 

[Pressure]

One time I did it in my sisters room into her underwear drawer.

 

[outpost]

I did it in the garage once. On a couch that was in there.

 

[Pressure]

I do it infront of the computer a lot. I look at lolicon because it's legal.

 

[Hazar]

where's "The Shower" option?

 

[gh0st]

One time I did it in my sisters room into her underwear drawer.

aww and she didnt get preggers? im sure the two of you are devastated by the loss of the two headed offspring that might have been.

/tom tucker

 

[Ikerous]

where's "The Shower" option?

Aw man.. ewe.. cum + hot water = gellatinous substance...

 

[eatbugs]

I think the real thread should be what your record in a day is...

 

[ktimekiller]

this thread is as funny as "is masterbateing moraly wrong?" thread, ill keep mah eye on it

 

[Pressure]

I think the real thread should be what your record in a day is...

My record is five times in one day. My balls started to hurt after the fifth time.

 

[outpost]

Mine is three

 

[Hazar]

I haven't tried to go past 2

 

[SilentKilla]

6. I win.

 

[eatbugs]

apparently the world record is 12 so you better work your wrist into shape, I know a guy that did 9 he was bleeding afterwards.......J/K

 

[Pressure]

I'm serious my balls hurt after the fifth so I quit doing it.

 

[Glo-Boy]

My god, what a strange thread.

 

[socK]

I've done it 6 times in a day. My balls hurt like hell the next day. :[

 

[nutcrackr]

12 that's pathetic.....errm I think :naughty:

 

[ktimekiller]

well, its going a lil off topic, lets try and discuss what its suppose to be about

 

[Kyorisu]

Well I share a room with my brother so, that's two in one right there.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

This thread is morally wrong and inappropriate.

Though in answer to the question i masturbate under my house in the dirt and mud and spider webs. MmmmMMMmm.

 

[Danimal]

Erm...