Which presidential candidate would you invite to a BBQ?

[FoB_Ed]

Which presidential candidate would you invite to a BBQ?

Which guy seems the best to sit around and have a beer with?



EDIT: Oops that should be "Bush, not "Bursh"

 

[Dalamari]

Bush, he seems not to take his job too seriously, seems like the kinda guy to have a fart contest with.

 

[FoB_Ed]

Bush, he seems not to take his job too seriously, seems like the kinda guy to have a fart contest with.

lol

 

[Hot Soup]

Pick the guy you'd most like to have a bbq with then pick the other guy as your vote for pres. A good barbecue does not a competent politician or leader make.

 

[Prince of China]

Bush seems like a great guy to invite to a BBQ. He suits the BBQ theme. And maybe he can drop an bomb on my burgers.

 

[KagePrototype]

Definately Bush, he just seems like a nice guy to be around. As long as we avoid the politics, it's all good. Nader has a stick up his arse, and Kerry's hair scares me.

 

[nofx]

I would invite Zell Miller, and wed have a duel over the last hotdog. But President wise theyd all have to look through their frontporch windows

 

[Mr.Reak]

Hell yeah, another vote for Bush. Kerry is too damn butt ugly for my kind of party, I mean his chin combined with his forehead will make baby Jesus cry.

 

[CyberSh33p]

kerry, cause I could poke him with weenies

 

[Jackal hit]

i'd invite bush. and his daughters.... hm. bush could have fun with uhh... *this* and yeah

 

[Mechagodzilla]

I wouldn't let any presidential candidate, ever, within 500 feet of my house.

 

[OCybrManO]

Could you really call Nader a "candidate"? I mean, sure, he's running... but he has no chance.

Anyway, I'd invite Bush and Kerry. Bush would frequently leave without notice to get drunk and do some coke. Kerry would burn himself on the grill and get another purple heart then later admit to committing atrocities like dropping the hotdogs in the sand but still serving them.

Spoiler

EDIT: See, none of them escaped being the butt of a joke...

 

[JFry]

I voted for Kerry. Bush would prolly bring along 10-20 secret service guys and I really don't feel like feeding them all. Who's Nader?

 

[Sprafa]

Bush is a great guy to have around, as long as he doesn't miscalculates how many burgers he wants.

 

[OCybrManO]

Here are some more:

It doesn't matter whether or not you invite Ralph, because he'll come anyway... even if you tell him there's not enough room/food.

Once George is under the influence of those mind-altering substances that he snuck off to indulge in he'll get in a fight with the guy across the street because he thinks the guy has fireworks that he is planning on using to disrupt the party. Later we find out he got rid of them all on the 4th of July... and that it was George that gave them to him in the first place.

John will keep changing his mind about what food he wants. He will finally decide on the hamburger. After eating it he will vehemently complain about the way the burger was cooked... but when asked if he would have chosen the hot dogs if he knew what he knows now he would say "No, I'd still choose the hamburger."