Which would you rather?

[Atomic_Piggy]

Title.

 

[-Psy-]

I had your brothers on bread.

 

[MiccyNarc]

I'd rather your mom.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Polls here. Yes I know its wierd as hell. Answer. (swap round for girls/gays).

 

[Dekstar]

I voted a minute, 'cuz that's how long I'd last anyway.

 

[evil^milk]

Watch everyone pick the first three.

 

[lePobz]

Only a minute = frustration (unless you're american)
Only a few minutes = frustration (if you're british or french)
An hour is good. Experience is good, and you didn't specify that the older woman isn't hot, so I assume she is.

 

[Sui]

I'd rather spend my youth with someone who truly understands me as a person. Sex doesn't really come into the equation.

This thread: objectifying women since the 13th of August 2007.

 

[Laivasse]

I went for the year with 10 fugly old virgin women, because it seems like the best deal. I would have gone for eternity but I'm a busy man, can't spend eternity having sex.

 

[losttheskyagain]

Note: if one selects any of the first three, they are doomed to experience the last one in the afterlife.

 

[Sui]

Note: There is no afterlife.

Pope's note - if you are religious, draw a thick black line through the above words "is no" and replace them with "definitely is an".

 

[CyberPitz]

An hour is all I should need to last me. Then I'll move on to the next

 

[Anthraxxx]

why would anyone pick any answers from the fourth down? There's no tradeoff for the fat/ugly/old.... so obviously, the top three choices are more desirable.

 

[Cormeh]

Done fat, I'd take experience. Plus as has been said, no mention if she's hot, I assume "yes" as well.

 

[Tyguy]

so if u pick the first 3, does that mean u can never have sex again?

 

[Warbie]

I voted a minute, 'cuz that's how long I'd last anyway.

 

[redphoxv]

If you can get it out in under one minute with the sexiest women ever then you've just wasted a lot of potential.

 

[bbson john]

You don't have sex with a fat woman. You harpoon her. :|
The choices are pathetic.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

so if u pick the first 3, does that mean u can never have sex again?

Yes.

 

[Krynn72]

I picked the second one. Slightly less hot than the sexiest chick ever is still extremely ****ing hot, and I would only need a few minutes to do my business if she was that hot.

Then its bragging rights for the rest of your life, because the person with only one minute probably couldnt finish, and therefore it doesnt count as sex, and everyone 3rd option and down didnt get to nail as hot a chick as you did.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

#1 and #3 aren't mutually exclusive.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Que-Ever]

What's sex?

 

[losttheskyagain]

What's sex?

*whispers in ear*

 

[Dan]

one minute is more than enough

 

[Angry Lawyer]

One-minute-wonder, lol.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Geogaddi]

It's about making the minute count.

 

[Dekstar]

1 minute in heaven is better than 30 seconds in heaven.

 

[repiV]

Has to be the first option - there are plenty of sexy women around, but it's not every day the "hottest, most sexy woman ever" is offered up to you on a plate...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Not to be missed.

 

[Marinmald]

I choose the last one, why? I'll tell you. it had the word eterinty, which I assume means we can not die, because it is eternity. sure they may be the worst case scenerio for me, but we have eternity. so I am going to read up on plastic surgery, and then I am going to carve them up. they will be like clay in my hands, when I am done, he will become a she, and she will be for me, for all eternity. she may be faker then barbie, but I have eternity to make her perfect. also, if i get bored of the way she looks, I can just change her. key word, eternity.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Srsly, first option k?

 

[pvtbones]

number 2, plus no one said how long the foreplay was...

 

[Evo]

Can't I just say my missus?

.....

Number three if push came to shove i guess

 

[Que-Ever]

*whispers in ear*

O.O

demonstration?

 

[Asuka]

One minute of sex with the hottest, most sexy woman ever.

 

[losttheskyagain]

O.O

demonstration?

Go watch nearly any movie that isn't rated G or PG.

 

[Gorgon]

An hour with a older woman (more experainace FTW!)


lol milf heheh (mama i would like to ****)

 

[Dalamari]

I took the first one, a min is all I'll need anyways

 

[StardogChampion]

"A few mintues with a slightly less sexy woman."

It only takes a few minutes to "get off".

 

[FoB_Ed]

I don't just have sex, I make love. I can't choose any of these.

 

[Beerdude26]

Note: if one selects any of the first three, they are doomed to experience the last one in the afterlife.

Forever? Awesome.