Who here could kill a walrus with an axe?

[Mr-Fusion]

I saw a video of a polar attacking a herd of walruses but didn't kill any. Then the polar bear died. Could you kill a walrus if you have nothing but an axe?

I saw, **** no!!! Those things are gigantic pieces of moving blubber. Before you commence your hunt watch this video
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHbLdSQkBYc[/YOUTUBE]

****!!!

 

[Barney_Calhoun]

Poor polar bear

 

[The Monkey]

I wish some more polar bears would come to his aid. They then could feast on walrus flesh and have a big party.

This should be in the video section, BTW.

 

[Doppelgofer]

it slips......from his GRAWWWWSP

 

[Asknoone]

I could kill a Walrus with my bear ****ing hands.

 

[Dalamari]

 

[The Monkey]

I could kill it with my thumb.

 

[CyberPitz]

not enough dynamite.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

That poor polar bear D: he was trying to get revenge. That walrus had killed his brother.

 

[Bad^Hat]

not enough dynamite.

QFT.

So sad that polar bears are starving to death over this when, in other parts of the world, it's raining walrus

 

[<RJMC>]

polar bears eat walrus,a polar bear can kill a walrus by stomping his whole body on its backs and breaking its spine

off course walrus dont seen like easy targets

 

[Seppo]

I could kill a Walrus with my bear ****ing hands.

That's a great pun

 

[Crushenator 500]

epic

lennon ftw

 

[Taboo]

Wow.

Hell no. I would fail.

 

[Krynn72]

Hell yeah you could kill one with an axe. You get a much harder swing with a much sharper object than that bear ever could. Plus if the axe had that pointy bit on the other side then walrus = ded

 

[CptStern]

he is the walrus, goo goo g'joob

 

[Link]

Hell yeah you could kill one with an axe. You get a much harder swing with a much sharper object than that bear ever could. Plus if the axe had that pointy bit on the other side then walrus = ded

Not likley. Even a large axe would not have a big enough head to get through the blubber to something vital, so although the wound may eventually kill it, it would survive long enough to make a kebab of your face.

Of course if you had infinite axes and were a good throw...

/me hangs 10 tons of axes in the air, an places walrus bait

 

[Tyguy]

why are u asking about killing with an axe?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

epic

lennon ftw

Agreed.

 

[Adabiviak]

Unlike the polar bear, when the walrus turned on you after a whack with the axe, you would suddenly be in mortal danger.

 

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