Who is this Fishbulb that he closes the wallet threads?

[Darkside55]

I say, just who are you, sir?

When you least expect it I shall take the leathery container which houses your money and personal identification! Your sighing will be of a different nature then, indeed! I'll have your wallet, Fishbulb!

The instant you close this thread, I'll have it!

 

[kineaesth]

In our hearts, we are all FishBulb. He is the antithesis of the wrongs in the world, yet the destroyer of all that is good and wallety. FishBulb, as a man, exists as a singularity of contradiction - at once witty and dull, pretty and plain, man and woman. The acceptance of this non-being as a being is vital for some, deadly for others. Can anyone really know FishBulb? Can FishBulb ever be unknown?

Men have gone mad trying to answer these questions.

I hope, for your sake, you are foolish and wise enough to steer clear of the antonym of BulbFish.

If not, then you are doomed. Perhaps we all are doomed. Perhaps only FishBulb is doomed. Time may tell - it may not.

 

[MJ12]

Does it all the time, she thinks she's Queen of England, like that one time I made racist jokes she closed the thread.

What was she freaking out about?

 

[Darkside55]

One thing is certain...I have laid the bait for this little fish...bulb...thing.

The instant this thread is closed or deleted he'll activate my trap card and I'll steal its wallet. (S)He cannot resist the lure I dangle.

 

[FishBulb]

Meh, have at it.