"Who the HELL stole my mango?"

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"Who the HELL stole my mango"

A prospective novel by Goobers

Suspects:

Werner Von Fivealive, the evil owner of a soft drinks company

Joey, the monkey, eater of fruit

Mavis, a middle aged woman, trying to make ends meat... and a fruit cocktail...

What do ya think guys? :p
 
erm... ?

what the hell's this supposed to be exactly :|.

(i say the monkey :p)




they might be giants - istanbul
 
as long as there's a bit of a fling between the monkey and mavis then it'll be fine. and let's hope the cocktail isn't too much of a fruit.
 
It will be the greatest novel of all time!

Oh wait... I was having a crazy moment... seems fun nonetheless...
 
I'm completely lost as well....

(definitely the monkey! plus he's an animal so we can get away with torture and murder of it :angry: )
 
"Yuarg!" said the monkey, as it was decapitated by Werner Von Fivealive.
"Oh good," said Mavis, "I don't like monkeys."
"He vill be zee latest eengriedient vor zee new softdrinks I am preparing!" Sneered Fivealive.
The evil doctor poured the pureed monkey into a large vat via an elaborate crane and bucket machine. Suddenly, the door crashed open and in burst three masked figures.

"StopHaltEnd production!" One yelled.
"Vhat ees thees?!" exclaimed the doctor.
"It's a randomunexpectedsurprise health inspection! Hands up!" Said the same figure.
The other two figures left because they were too hard to think up lines for.
The doctor swiftly placed a lid on the monkey puree vat.
"There ees nothink out of zee ordinary heere, I assureink joo!" Smiled the doctor.

"Die, scum!" screamed Mavis.
Mavis launched herself at the spandex-clad inspector in a slightly off balance siamese power roll.
"Hot death!" commented the inspector, while he did a quintuple backflip onto an overhead catwalk.
The doctor sipped the cocktail.
Mavis produced two colt automatics and began to blast the catwalk, which detached on one end. The inspector slid down on his tie, bullets ricocheting on the railing. The catwalk swung down and a bare sliver of metal caught Mavis in the side, neatly severing her left arm from her body.
"Spicy shit!" exclaimed Mavis, blood spraying.

The doctor finished his cocktail and threw Mavis the glass.
The inspector lifted himself from the floor and threw open the vat. The monkey remains exploded out of the now pressurized container and coated the inspector with a thin brown film.
"oh monkey crap!" exlaimed the inspector.
"Wow, you're right," commented the doctor. "You're a very good inspector."
"I was just exclaiming about getting blasted with some gross stuff," said the inspector.

"Doesn't matter," said Mavis. "Hand me that roll of duct tape, will you?"
"No." said the inspector, and shot her in the face.
"Happy carpets!" exclaimed the doctor. "You shot her in the face!"
"Yes I did," sneered the inspector, "and now I'm going to decapitate you, just like you did to that poor monkey!"
"Fast dash!" yelled the doctor, but didn't actually do anything.
Confused, the inspector ducked and covered, while performing a sextuple side roll.

"Lone pimp!" argued the doctor, and opened the side exit of the factory.
"Avast! You'll never get away!" claimed the inspector, while removing his spandex pants.
"Oh jeez, I was planning to kill you, but now I'm just going to run away!" said the doctor, horrified.
The inspector waddled towards the doctor but tripped on Mavis' severed arm and fell on an unfortunate piece of catwalk.

"Rusty ladder..." groaned the inspector, dying.
"I'm thirsty. And that's a catwalk, not a ladder." said the doctor, making himself another cocktail.
"Underpants..." wheezed the inspector.
"Apparently not." said the inspector, as he exited the building and drove away on a vespa.
 
next: "Who the HELL stole my mango?" The film.

Original concept by Goobers
Screenplay by Dr. FictiousWill

We will make millions!

Who will we have in the star role of Werner Von Fivealive?
 
Someone's going to have to make an actual movie or short film out of this using the source engine when HL2 finally comes out... quick, bookmark!!!
 
Thats a good idea! I always wanted to do some Macinima:p Count me in on this one!!!
 
DreamThrall said:
Someone's going to have to make an actual movie or short film out of this using the source engine when HL2 finally comes out... quick, bookmark!!!
Click to expand...

or we could just dance and eat muffins instead :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
 
crushenator 500 said:
they might be giants - istanbul
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almost as good as my friend's and mine sitcom idea.

first, the 'Best Of' special for it will be created before the series, and hosted by Conan O'Brien.

It will be starring Mr. Freeze, Batman, and Mr. T sharing an apartment in new york. Gary Coleman is the wacky next door neighbor.

Thats about all we have, save a few scenes, but every episode will end with the gang saying "oh mr. freeze, <insert correction of silly mistake he made here>"
"Voops!"

/me bows
 
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