Who would win in a fight?

[losttheskyagain]

Here's a game:

Two vidya game characters are placed in a fight. The next person to comment decides who wins and how, and then pits the winner against another character of choice.


Round One: Dog (HL2) vs. Gunther Hermann (Deus Ex). GO.

 

[Jintor]

A) Concept has been done a million times, and

B) Thread has been locked a million times.

Do the math.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Concept x Thread/0


Oh SHI...

 

[Barnz]

I'm not a machine!

 

[losttheskyagain]

Never mind then, though I never have understood why everyone's so angry about it.

 

[Krynn72]

This happens all the time at work and I hate it. The newest one is Robocop versus a werewolf.




Die in a fire co-workers.

 

[Jintor]

Never mind then, though I never have understood why everyone's so angry about it.

"OMG I TOTALLY BET BATMAN COULD BEAT SUPERMAN I MEAN LIEK BATMAN HAS KRYPTONITE IN HIS BELT OMG OMG OMG"

"NuH UH SUPERMAN HAS HEAAAT VISION HE CULD JUST BURN A HOLE IN BATMAN'S HEART I MEAN OLOLOLOL"

etc

 

[hool10]

"OMG I TOTALLY BET BATMAN COULD BEAT SUPERMAN I MEAN LIEK BATMAN HAS KRYPTONITE IN HIS BELT OMG OMG OMG"

"NuH UH SUPERMAN HAS HEAAAT VISION HE CULD JUST BURN A HOLE IN BATMAN'S HEART I MEAN OLOLOLOL"

etc

True but could the Tank beat Dog? :dozey: Been done a billion times, lol.

 

[Dog--]

No one beats me, I'm unbeatable. Unless you beat me off, then I'm beat-off-able.

 

[Jintor]

True but could the Tank beat Dog? :dozey: Been done a billion times, lol.

Tank has heat vision, but Dog always has Kryptonite. Tricky...

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

Solid Snake:

VS

Solid snakes:

Discuss!

 

[Darkside55]

"OMG I TOTALLY BET BATMAN COULD BEAT SUPERMAN I MEAN LIEK BATMAN HAS KRYPTONITE IN HIS BELT OMG OMG OMG"

"NuH UH SUPERMAN HAS HEAAAT VISION HE CULD JUST BURN A HOLE IN BATMAN'S HEART I MEAN OLOLOLOL"

etc

 

[Krynn72]

OH YEAH?! Then who would win in a fight between Batman and Batman?!?!?!?!?!?!










Oh wait.... Batman would still win. DAMN

 

[Darkside55]

Which Batmen are fighting?

My money is always on Adam West Batman.

 

[Krynn72]

Totally. Look at this bad ass. Nobody could handle him.

 

[CR0M]

Chuck Norris wins.

End of thread.

 

[Eejit]

Chuck ain't even in the same league as Batman.


... the Justice League that is!!!!1

 

[Kula Meenur]

How about Peter Parker vs. Spider Man?

 

[Shift]

Chuck Norris is about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.

Its all about batman. Also Adam West has clearly been aroused by something.

 

[Remus]

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

Adam West would definately win:

 

[Mech Man]

Chuck Norris is about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.

But that would be very effective because then your elephants cannot escape.

 

[Sheepo]

I'm gonna play the game

Starfox 64 - ****ing lava monster (holy shit that thing was awesome)

vs.


Anything - It doesn't really matter

 

[DEATH eVADER]

In any situation

Also recipes for
Kryptonite= 1x Tin Can / 1x pack of 6 cigarettes /1x Quartz Crystal
Batman strangulation device= His own underwear

 

[Krynn72]

Chuck Norris is about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house.

Its all about batman. Also Adam West has clearly been aroused by something.

Just today I drove by a sign for this fast food chicken place and it said "Chuck Norris trained our chickens, so you know they're good."




Everyone in that restaurant is now dead.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Who would win
Warhammer/DoW Space Marine
Or Xan Kriegor from Unreal?
i always put V -_-

 

[Pesmerga]

awkdfawjda

 

[Darkside55]

Who would win
Warhammer/DoW Space Marine
Or Xav Kriegor from Unreal?

Xan Kriegor killed hundreds of thousands of human beings and led the Corrupt. Xan Kriegor could wipe out an entire chapter of Space Marines. Bow down and witness his perfection, human.

 

[Krynn72]

Who would win, Walmart, or McDonalds?

 

[mchammer75040]

How about ronald mc donald vs. burger king guy?

 

[Sedako]

Who would win, Walmart, or McDonalds?

Neither, they would merge to form WalDonalds, which would then be responsible for 94% of the US economy.

 

[mchammer75040]

Hey theres a mcdonalds in my walmart!

 

[Jintor]

How about ronald mc donald vs. burger king guy?

Burger King Guy is ALWAYS BEHIND YOU.

 

[Darkside55]

"Burger King Guy." I oughta slap you two. In any case, this being the VIDEO GAMES FORUM, we'll settle this through their video games.

The King had Big Bumpin', Pocketbike Racer, and SNEAK KING for X-Box, all three of which were rather entertaining games for what they were and at their price point. Sneak King was definitely the best of the three, allowing you to act out the King popping out at people and offering them tasty, flamebroiled sandwiches.

McDonald's has McDONALD'S TREASURELAND ADVENTURE. This game was made by Treasure. Yes, THE Treasure. You played Ronald and shot stars out of your hands. Stars. Why stars? I don't know. You also had a handkerchief grappling hook, which was neat. And it's a Treasure game. I don't have to say much more than that.

But, despite that, I'd still probably have to give it to the King because Sneak King is pretty damn awesome.

 

[Jintor]

We don't get Burger Kings in Australia, Darkseid. I ONLY KNOW OF HIM THROUGH THE INTERNETS, THROUGH WHICH INFORMATION CANNOT TRAVEL UNMOLESTED.

 

[Darkside55]

Y'all got Hungry Jack's. That's Burger King.

 

[Jintor]

THE BURGERS ARE BETTER THERE

I haven't had a whopper for ages. God-damn.

 

[danitiwa]

Yeah. who knows what crap McDonald's makes their food from, I hear the meat has cardboard in it or something.

 

[Darkside55]

Actually, the meat in McDonald's food is so processed there's no actual flavor left, so there's a factory in New Jersey that injects the beef with flavor. This is the secret to McDonald's burgers' consistency.

Damn if that flavor isn't good.

 

[morgs]

We don't get Burger Kings in Australia, Darkseid. I ONLY KNOW OF HIM THROUGH THE INTERNETS, THROUGH WHICH INFORMATION CANNOT TRAVEL UNMOLESTED.

You do, but it's called Hungry Jacks. Same outlet, different name.