Mattigus
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In all honesty, I'm more excited about the process of actually procuring a Wii than playing the thing. My plan is as follows.
Step 1: Arrive at Target 6-8 hours before opening with 2 of my friends, chairs, DS's, boombox, and copious amounts of alcohol.
Step 2: Get pissy wasted (see why I'm so excited?)
Step 3: Lightly balance my two oposing desires of messing with the nintendo fans who will be lining up behind me versus not getting arrested. Getting arrested while waiting in line for a Nintendo game system would be a new low for me, but then again, so would getting in a drunken fist fight with a 13 year old little bastard. Sometimes you just can't have everything.
Step 4: Call somebody, potentially the entire line of people, a "mark ass buster." Apparently I scream that at people when I drink. I'm so going to jail.
Step 5: Laugh at the people who dress up as Nintendo characters. I honestly hope SOMEBODY does this.
Step 6: Flirt with the hottest girl in the line. Chances are this girl will either be ugly, fat, have a personality disorder, or fifteen years old. I wonder what my mugshot will look like?
Step 7: Finally, after 6-8 hours of drunken rambling, stumbling, and arythmic gyrating to music, the store will open their doors to the awaiting public, when all public order will vanish. I envision a mad dash to the electronics department, and people fighting, kicking, and biting each other for a system. Since I'm a fairly big person, I'll do fine in this environment, and will love every minute.
Step 8: Purchase the system. If I had any sense, I'd wait 2 months and skip straight to this step, but what fun is sense anyway?
Step 9: Get my friend's younger brother, who is under 21 and hopefully will be sober, to drive me and my friend back to our room.
Step 10: Walk into room, drop purchases, crash in bed.
With any luck, I will wake up the next morning. Better yet, It won't be in a room with iron bars. Even better yet, there will be a fully functional and not-puked-on Nintendo Wii waiting there for me to play. Anybody else have similar plans for November 17-19?
Step 1: Arrive at Target 6-8 hours before opening with 2 of my friends, chairs, DS's, boombox, and copious amounts of alcohol.
Step 2: Get pissy wasted (see why I'm so excited?)
Step 3: Lightly balance my two oposing desires of messing with the nintendo fans who will be lining up behind me versus not getting arrested. Getting arrested while waiting in line for a Nintendo game system would be a new low for me, but then again, so would getting in a drunken fist fight with a 13 year old little bastard. Sometimes you just can't have everything.
Step 4: Call somebody, potentially the entire line of people, a "mark ass buster." Apparently I scream that at people when I drink. I'm so going to jail.
Step 5: Laugh at the people who dress up as Nintendo characters. I honestly hope SOMEBODY does this.
Step 6: Flirt with the hottest girl in the line. Chances are this girl will either be ugly, fat, have a personality disorder, or fifteen years old. I wonder what my mugshot will look like?
Step 7: Finally, after 6-8 hours of drunken rambling, stumbling, and arythmic gyrating to music, the store will open their doors to the awaiting public, when all public order will vanish. I envision a mad dash to the electronics department, and people fighting, kicking, and biting each other for a system. Since I'm a fairly big person, I'll do fine in this environment, and will love every minute.
Step 8: Purchase the system. If I had any sense, I'd wait 2 months and skip straight to this step, but what fun is sense anyway?
Step 9: Get my friend's younger brother, who is under 21 and hopefully will be sober, to drive me and my friend back to our room.
Step 10: Walk into room, drop purchases, crash in bed.
With any luck, I will wake up the next morning. Better yet, It won't be in a room with iron bars. Even better yet, there will be a fully functional and not-puked-on Nintendo Wii waiting there for me to play. Anybody else have similar plans for November 17-19?
