Why I love Vladimir Putin.

[Thunderclap]

After the much applauded tiger fight, Putin is now moving on to producing Judo instruction DVDs where he allegedly takes on Japanese judo masters and kicks their arses in true Putin super hero style. I know what Santa is getting me for Christmas. Now we just need a fighting video game with Putin as the main bad guy.

http://ifitandhealthy.com/vladimir-putin-judo-dvd/

Is there no end to this man's brilliance? What will it be next? "Putin's fashion - dressing for tiger fight" or "Cooking with Putin - How to open a big can of whupass"? Putin is also banging 24 year old gymnast and beauty queen Alina Kabaeva:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1895905/Vladimir-Putin-%27to-wed-Olympic-gymnast-half-his-age%27.html

I applaud whoever it was in Putin's childhood who showed him a Bond film and told him it was a documentary. All he's missing now is a secret lair in a hollowed-out volcano, and that can't be far off. I actually think it is kind of refreshing to have a big scary world leader who is just as scary without his nukes and armored columns. Unlike the usual tough talking world leaders this man would probably be happy to personally judo chop you to death for the good of Mother Russia (and without breaking a sweat too).

Head of KGB, world leader, judo-master, tiger-wrestler, object of desire in the lyrics of teen songstresses... What's next for our Dear Leader?

He has truly ascended to the lofty heights of Bond-film supervillainy. And that is why I have a man-crush on Vladimir Putin.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

And the master combine advisor is Putin himself!

 

[jverne]

Putin is, compared to Bush, really a guy who can make you eat your own guts if you piss him of...he also looks like a scruples mobster.

 

[Sam]

And THEN you will know Judo.

 

[nurizeko]

Smart guided cruise missile, the west wins, cupcakes and soda for all weeeeeee.

 

[Thunderclap]

Smart guided cruise missile, the west wins, cupcakes and soda for all weeeeeee.

You fool! Do you seriously think he has not planned for exactly such an event? His death would only be the beginning of his most labyrinthine plan yet...

 

[Kase]

putin fails on so many levels, down with putin!!!!!!
the west shall always win

 

[Ennui]

Putin is the shit, the whole Medeved puppetry is beneath him though.

Before:

After:

 

[Kadayi]

putin fails on so many levels, down with putin!!!!!!
the west shall always win

Win what exactly? :dozey:

Putin is the shit, the whole Medeved puppetry is beneath him though.

Agreed. Did you see the CNN interview he gave where he owned the interviewer so much with his utter reasonableness that CNN never broadcast it. The idea that Putin could be anything other than the big bad ogre the US media machine loves to portray was too much for them to swallow apparently.

 

[Jintor]

Vladimir Putin, former leader of Russia and current secret leader of Russia...

 

[Eejit]

He's also a Pokemon master!

 

[Thunderclap]

Putin declares white-haired cat too tame for his brand of supervillainy; opts for pet tiger:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/10/10/putin.birthday.tiger.ap/index.html

I next predict Obama Girl will switch her allegiance and become Volodya Girl. If Putin wants Carla Bruni, he will TAKE her. You think the French can stop him? If he wants Sarah Palin, he will TAKE her. He can see Alaska from his fishing shack.

I for one, welcome him to her.

 

[nurizeko]

Win what exactly? :dozey:

The Awesome games.

Every country comes but instead of playing sports they just try and prove how awesome they are.


The west keeps winning.

Theres talk of disqualifying us next year so it can give the suckthird world a chance.



Also as a bit of advice, the forum has other smileys, use them once in a while.

 

[Kadayi]

Putin > Chuck Norris let's not beat around the bush here :cheese:

 

[nurizeko]

Nonsense, Chuck Norris has never lost, and the only time it appeared that was was against Bruce Lee, and he didn't lose, he merely hit Bruce so hard he hallucinated that he won.

 

[CptStern]

look shut up with chuck ****ing norris already (not you nurizeko, the internet in general) ..the guy is a ****ing fundamentalist christian lunatic who believes creationism should be taught in public schools


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnFg0Sp2Xw

 

[Kase]

Win what exactly?

Everything :bounce:

and its Kase not Alt Account

 

[nurizeko]

Kadayi is mistaking you for an alt because apparently RL friends don't spam the same forums now and then. :cheers:


I am totally not making this shit up, people who use the internet actually have RL friends, FO REALZ!.

 

[Thunderclap]

Gentlemen, I believe we are forgetting the central issue of discussion: which is that Vlad Putin has a pet f***ing tiger. Doubtless he will feed his enemies to it.

 

[Jintor]

Did someone say Bond villain? I heard someone say Bond Villain.

 

[Kadayi]

Kadayi is mistaking you for an alt because apparently RL friends don't spam the same forums now and then. :cheers:

Do you wear a glove puppet when type on the laptop? :dozey:

 

[Kase]

Do you wear a glove puppet when type on the laptop? :dozey:

do you relise we have 2 diffrent ip's 2 diffrent accounts and are infact 2 diffrent people :O omg noes unlike you Kadayi most people have friends outside the internet lol what a tool

 

[Kadayi]

do you relise we have 2 diffrent ip's 2 diffrent accounts and are infact 2 diffrent people :O omg noes unlike you Kadayi most people have friends outside the internet lol what a tool

Because naturally all real life friends love to spam pointless junk on internet forums as a first point of call. **** going to the pub, the club, Base jumping or any other real life social activity, pointlessly spamming web forums in where it's at. Same age, same place, equally retarded, racist and bigoted to boot, what are the odds Aberdeen is that unlucky a place?

A months posting and not one remotely intelligent or constructive post. You might as well be Nuris glove puppet. :dozey:

 

[nurizeko]

Spoiler

He doesn't have any friends on the internet either.


:bounce:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLvIFRNbqOs

retarded, racist and bigoted to boot

Stop projecting.





Enjoy your microwave meal for one. :thumbs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVKv6PdBR-I
;(

Gentlemen, I believe we are forgetting the central issue of discussion: which is that Vlad Putin has a pet f***ing tiger. Doubtless he will feed his enemies to it.

I say HL2.net forms an extraction team and infiltrates the Kremlin to liberate the cat and train it for our own machinations.

 

[lefty]

There is no Putin behind Putin's Putin, there is merely another Putin.

mosCOW mosCOW RA tata ta ta tata

 

[Kase]

Because naturally all real life friends love to spam pointless junk on internet forums as a first point of call. **** going to the pub, the club, Base jumping or any other real life social activity, pointlessly spamming web forums in where it's at.

well we cant really go out get drunk,banter and all that jazz together seing how i am currently living in Holland and he is living in Scotland.
Just because you have no friends dont take it out on us okay cupcake kthxbye :bounce:

I say HL2.net forms an extraction team and infiltrates the Kremlin to liberate the cat and train it for our own machinations.

i Say we train it to eat Putin the west wins once again!

retarded, racist and bigoted to boot,

i bet you say that to all the girls

You might as well be Nuris glove puppet. :dozey:

oh noes you found out are dark secret. Nuri get yer hand oot ma ass

Kadayi in short stop being a tool :cheers:

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I am just waiting for the inevitable "Putin goes to Hollywood!" Thread

 

[nurizeko]

I had a link but HL.net sucks ass so NM.

 

[Kadayi]

Two 'tards I hate fighting each other, I don't know who to root for.

And you are who exactly?

 

[Steven]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gncW1zqMFgs

The scary thing is that people are buying the whole thing.

 

[lefty]

And you are who exactly?

Someone who hates you, obviously. I even said.

 

[Kadayi]

Someone who hates you, obviously. I even said.

It would make more sense if I knew you from Adam, but as you're quite literally someone I've never even noticed before on the forum I'm bemused by your ire. What did I do exactly to earn your undying hatred? Murdered you're parents? Stole your inheritance? Ruined your business? Drowned your cat/dog/hamster? Screwed your mother/sister/wife/girlfriend? Endlessly bullied you at school? Stood you up at the altar? What epic crime of unfathomable evil have I committed against you? dozey:

 

[nurizeko]

It would make more sense if I knew you from Adam, but as you're quite literally someone I've never even noticed before on the forum I'm bemused by your ire. What did I do exactly to earn your undying hatred? Murdered you're parents? Stole your inheritance? Ruined your business? Drowned your cat/dog/hamster? Screwed your mother/sister/wife/girlfriend? Endlessly bullied you at school? Stood you up at the altar? What epic crime of unfathomable evil have I committed against you? dozey:

At the risk of hurting your feelings (you probably don't have any) but......your not a likable person.

 

[Kase]

And you are who exactly?

he is lefty like righty except to the left :smoking:

and dude use a diffrent smily now and then :dozey: isnt the only one they have here

 

[lefty]

It would make more sense if I knew you from Adam, but as you're quite literally someone I've never even noticed before on the forum I'm bemused by your ire. What did I do exactly to earn your undying hatred? Murdered you're parents? Stole your inheritance? Ruined your business? Drowned your cat/dog/hamster? Screwed your mother/sister/wife/girlfriend? Endlessly bullied you at school? Stood you up at the altar? What epic crime of unfathomable evil have I committed against you? :dozey:

How about que-ever? Have you heard of him? Because he's me. Anyway, that's not really the problem, the problem is you never pull your head far enough out of your ass to notice anything going on around you. And I fixed your little smiley there.

 

[Kadayi]

At the risk of hurting your feelings (you probably don't have any) but......your not a likable person.

That I don't care about, I'm merely interested in the motive.

How about que-ever? Have you heard of him? Because he's me. Anyway, that's not really the problem, the problem is you never pull your head far enough out of your ass to notice anything going on around you. And I fixed your little smiley there.

The name rings a vague bell, but again I'm not seeing much cross over if any. Still better to be known and hated than not known at all I guess.

 

[nurizeko]

That I don't care about, I'm merely interested in the motive.

The motive is your personality has the effect of repulsing other human beings and engendering an attitude of noticeable dislike of you.

 

[unozero]

I think its really funny that you admire this guy.
but at the same time you bitch and cry about personal freedoms ,freedom of press etc.....which is pretty scarce in Russia.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Putin should suffer the worst death possible. A suitible method escapes me at the moment.

The name rings a vague bell, but again I'm not seeing much cross over if any. Still better to be known and hated than not known at all I guess.

OMG WUT!

 

[Kase]

.Still better to be known and hated than not known at all I guess.

Like Hitler ?