Why is God punishing me?

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In the last three days, I've come down with strep throat, pink eye, and canker sores in my mouth. This is by far the worst week of my life. I can't get a good nights rest, my lungs feel like they're going to rip any time I cough, and my voice is shot. To top it off I feel drunk all the time and I lost the keys to my car so I can't go anywhere. I'm pretty sure that physically these are the worst days of my life. (Not to mention the fact that I got finals next week and a shit load of homework to do.)
 
It all started when I got drunk last weekend, smoked a pack, and slept in a cold car. But I didn't catch cold till three days later.
 
#1. Cigarettes.

#2. Enviromental issues.

#3. God's will.
 
Hey, it's life, what goes around comes back around

p.s kng?!
 
That's not the worst. Something worse is coming upon you.

Anyway, you will find life is easier after all these.


Sebastian said:
Not to mention the fact that I got finals next week and a
shit load of homework to do.
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You mentioned it, anyway
 
I feel I am more punished than you, thus I deserve more attention.
 
It's not god's fault, as he dosn't exist, it's yours.
I never get ill because i am amazing but i have to put a lot of effort to keep myself healthy, it's suprising i never get ill actually as testosterone seriously lowers immune function and i've got plenty of testosterone.
 
short recoil said:
It's not god's fault, as he dosn't exist, it's yours.
I never get ill because i am amazing but i have to put a lot of effort to keep myself healthy, it's suprising i never get ill actually as testosterone seriously lowers immune function and i've got plenty of testosterone.
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You really do think you're better than everyone else, don't you? Well, I'm sure there will come a time in your life when you come off your egotistical high horse and realize that you're no better than the next person. Everyone has the same potiental, and it seems that by tapping into the physical aspect of human potiental you have completly sacrificed the laws that put people on equal levels.
 
Your car keys have fallen into the side of the chair cushions.

Yes, I'm psychic.
 
Harryz said:
Your car keys have fallen into the side of the chair cushions.

Yes, I'm psychic.
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I have only one chair with a cushion and it is a single seater with a wooden frame. I have no couch or anything like that where it could have gotten lost. My best guess is that I lost it camping.
 
Sebastian said:
I have only one chair with a cushion and it is a single seater with a wooden frame. I have no couch or anything like that where it could have gotten lost. My best guess is that I lost it camping.
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Oh sorry, my readings are a bit off-beat. I got the wrong person.

Let me get the right frequency, ok, got it. You lost it while camping.

Yes, I'm psychic.
 
I think short recoil is doing a far better job than you in terms of internet 'battle'. What do you have to prove for yourself? You can't even put together a substantial argument. Hell, you don't even know who short recoil is, and he didn't pass any judgements on you. Being egotistical is far better than wallowing in your own filth and pity, which you seem to do a lot of. Hell, I've got a huge cock and a play on words you'll never match up to; what do you have? Sensitivity? Emotion?
 
God makes people like you as an example to others. You fail at life. Maybe it was his off day?
 
Pesmerga said:
I think short recoil is doing a far better job than you in terms of internet 'battle'. What do you have to prove for yourself? You can't even put together a substantial argument. Hell, you don't even know who short recoil is, and he didn't pass any judgements on you. Being egotistical is far better than wallowing in your own filth and pity, which you seem to do a lot of. Hell, I've got a huge cock and a play on words you'll never match up to; what do you have? Sensitivity? Emotion?
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No, I'm actually a pretty emotionless and unsensitive guy. But I've got a strong will, a good personality, and a shit load of homework to do. So peace out.
 
You've got a good personality like Ray Charles has good vision.
 
Sebastian said:
You really do think you're better than everyone else, don't you? Well, I'm sure there will come a time in your life when you come off your egotistical high horse and realize that you're no better than the next person. Everyone has the same potiental, and it seems that by tapping into the physical aspect of human potiental you have completly sacrificed the laws that put people on equal levels.
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Bullshit, he's just not as lazy as most of us

short recoil said:
Everyone here at least.
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Oi! :P
 
Llama said:
Bullshit, he's just not as lazy as most of us
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Actually you'd be suprised how lazy i am, i'll only do something if it's necc for myself/health but for those things i put in effort.
 
short recoil said:
Actually you'd be suprised how lazy i am, i'll only do something if it's necc for myself/health but for those things i put in effort.
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You're my kind of man, short recoil. In a completely non-erotic way. :p
 
We have evidence to believe that he was knghenry/Bodacious on a shared account.
 
Because he's a spammer with a twisted sense of humour?

Edit: Oh okay, I did NOT know that :| Unless you're joking


BACK ON TOPIC FOOLS
 
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