Why play video games when you have Life360

[CptStern]

heh they dont even disguise the fact that they're lifting the 360 logo. I guess they're trying to appeal to younger people/gamers ..also the yuppie crowd cuz if you get there early they hand out Starbucks Coffee and Krispy Kreme donuts

if they really wanted to appeal to younger people they should try giving every new person that walks through the door a shiny new xbox360 (premium of course) ..either that or pron, young folk like pron right?

 

[Boogymanx]

Ghey D:

 

[Beerdude26]

Yeah what he said

 

[Solaris]

Damn Christians - "You'll Never Get Me Alive!"

 

[Dan]

They don't care about you, they just want your SOUL

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

Where are the Microsoft Lawyers shouting "Sue,Sue,Sue"

 

[Cormeh]

Don't worry folks, apparently they haven't shipped enough faith to meet consumer demands.

 

[xombine]

That was most likely intentional.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Where are the Microsoft Lawyers shouting "Sue,Sue,Sue"

At the pub, with me.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Glirk Dient]

I want more info on the premium vs regular dangit!

What launch titles does this have...I need to know!

 

[JNightshade]

I'm guessing Halo will come out on this one

 

[Glirk Dient]

I'm guessing Halo will come out on this one

Im guessing Halo777 will come out. I heard they pulled the Halo666 version because it was rated H for heretic.

 

[VictimOfScience]

Their vision looks remarkably similar to someone else's vision...compare:

Their vision:

Connect with Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior
Grow into a mature reliance on God
Build meaningful relationships with fellow Christ-followers
Develop fully their talents and abilities to serve God
Honor God completely with their whole lives
Share the way of eternal life with others

Microsoft's Vision:

Connect with Bill Gates as their Lord and Savior
Grow into a mature reliance on Windows
Build meaningful relationships with fellow Halo fanboys
Develop fully their talents and abilities to patch releases
Honor Microsoft completely with their whole lives
Share the way of eternal security flaws with others

 

[CptStern]

ya but bill gave me tons of enjoyment from the many products he's produced ..what the hell has jesus done for me lately? nothing, zilch, nada!!

 

[Icarusintel]

Starbucks and Krispy Kremes? I'm there.

 

[VictimOfScience]

ya but bill gave me tons of enjoyment from the many products he's produced ..what the hell has jesus done for me lately? nothing, zilch, nada!!

Ha! I bet Bill could even pay someone to figure out the chemical reaction needed to turn water into wine or to invent some sort of compound that, when slathered on the soles of his shoes, would allow those molecules to repel molecules of H2O so that walking on water would become a reality, just like the amazing superconductor!. There's nothing he can't do! He's like Big Ern from Kingpin--he's above the law!

 

[CptStern]

so in other words...

bill gates = jesus?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You notice how the XBox sphere is actually an inverted cross in that picture?

That's right, VIDEO GAMES ARE THE DEVIL!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[VictimOfScience]

so in other words...

bill gates = jesus?

That's exactly what he wants you to think! Run away! Wash your eyes with an open source rinse of your choice!!!

 

[pomegranate]

Aw from the thread title I thought this was gonna be about 'aren't we wasting our lives playing video games?'...

 

[madog]

As a Catholic I must say the Christian who wrote this has disgraced me very much.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm kinda glad I didn't read the entire thing