Why The Terrorists Want To Hurt Me?

[No Limit]

This idiot wrote a children's book (well flash animation) about how terrorists want to kill us. You have to watch this, by far the most amusing thing I have ever seen. Yet I can't believe this is real, this has to be a joke.

My fellow Americans…

The Terrorists are everywhere. To learn how to protect your children from their murderous schemes, please visit my website… http://archibaldcampbell.com

Be sure to pass this info on to your family, friends, neighbors and co-workers, but be careful… The Terrorists may be watching!

May God bless you all…

-Archibald P. Campbell

Mommy, help, there are brown people under my bed:

http://www.archibaldcampbell.com/

Nemesis, did you write this?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Funny. I laughed, then I kinda farted a little.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Epic lulz.

 

[Nemesis6]

Me? I would never be caught dead as "archibald".

 

[Gunner]

That's ****ing insane.

Edit: it probably is a joke. It can't be real.

 

[HunterSeeker]

The last picture reminds me of Korean propaganda...

 

[kirovman]

Jesus Christ.

I like it how dark skinned 8-year old kids called Akmed can be a potential terrorist, and the fact that Terrorists are everywhere, even in your home

And that a dark skinned guy with mud on his clothes "a stranger" should be reported to armed police as a terrorist.

I think that showing your kids stuff like this would be some kind of abuse.

Let's hope it's satire. I assume so, "Obey your leaders" that's just icing on the cake.

 

[No Limit]

I don't know the second time I watched it I found this guy to be more of a satire genius than a crazy right wing nut job. That kind of great artistic capability can only come from a hippy liberal.

 

[Qonfused]

I can't take this guy realistically...

 

[Steel.Inferno]

I'm betting on it being a joke. the last frame is just too much for it to be real.

But then, he could just be a batshit fundie racist blah blah...

 

[Stigmata]

That HAD to be a joke.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I lol'd in my mouth.

 

[Raziaar]

You'd have to be an absolute moron to think that was anything but a joke. Just look at the later animations and the final scene. I mean the fact that it's showing the kid going paranoid and pissing his pants all the time, letting his life be consumed by fear, and following his leaders blindly.

I mean sure, people DO that, but they wouldn't ever indicate it in such a degrading way to themselves.

 

[theotherguy]

hahaha

 

[Geogaddi]

You'd have to be an absolute moron to think that was anything but a joke. Just look at the later animations and the final scene. I mean the fact that it's showing the kid going paranoid and pissing his pants all the time, letting his life be consumed by fear, and following his leaders blindly.

I mean sure, people DO that, but they wouldn't ever indicate it in such a degrading way to themselves.

Why do you hate America?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Oh god that guy has some sense of humor.

 

[theotherguy]

Why do you hate America?

Because he's obviously a smelly sand-******, we should report him to the police and obey our leaders.

 

[No Limit]

You'd have to be an absolute moron to think that was anything but a joke. Just look at the later animations and the final scene. I mean the fact that it's showing the kid going paranoid and pissing his pants all the time, letting his life be consumed by fear, and following his leaders blindly.

I mean sure, people DO that, but they wouldn't ever indicate it in such a degrading way to themselves.

I hope and think you are right. But do you honestly think none of them are capable of something like that?

 

[Raziaar]

I hope and think you are right. But do you honestly think none of them are capable of something like that?

Not in the same manner it was presented to us. It could very easily have been, if it weren't riddled with ridicule and parody.

 

[soulslicer]

racist.. this guys gonna get a death threat too lol..

 

[15357]

I love it. I absolutely ****ing love it. If I were in charge of America, I would make every single elementary school student read and memorize this shit.



Which rather, is why you should be glad I'm not in charge of America, because FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.


But seriously, I can't help but laugh at this. You think a little subtlery would be needed in propaganda production.



And to summarize:

OBEY.

 

[Nemesis6]

You're not one to talk about propaganda needing to be sutble with the whole Monnara Iunnara thing that happened some time ago.

 

[The Monkey]

If this isn't a joke I will eat my arm up.

 

[Nemesis6]

That's creepy, dude! How would you even... *looks at the other die of the elbow*
Oh that's just wrong!

 

[W4d5Y]

Lol, I just asked the guy, and he gave me kinda weird answer, he suggests we should go to random forums and distribute both negative and positive opinions, it's part of psychological warfare, and he wants neocons n' shit to be irrated

 

[15357]

You're not one to talk about propaganda needing to be sutble with the whole Monnara Iunnara thing that happened some time ago.

Ah, you mean the whole "Jews control everything in the US" thing?


Hmm, maybe so, actually.