Winky-sniffing Hilarity.

[Gordon-Shepherd]

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/17/port-st-lucie-police-seek-warrant-alleged-beater-g/
So this guy was using the bathroom yeah, and he turns round and his wife is just like, there. And she's like, "whip out your penis." and of course he does, and she's like "I want to smell it to see if you've been with another woman." and she leans down to sniff it and he PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE. then he kicks her in the arms and legs a bunch of times and just ****ing leaves. so she calls the police and they're like we're going to issue a warrant for his arrest and suddenly she's all uncooperative, like nevermind.

I don't think that's the sort of thing that a relationship can like, get over. It's hardly something that can be mentioned at dinner parties years later.

 

[lefty]

In before "let me smell yo dick".

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Always apply the penis de-odorizer.

Anyway, he's clearly guilty. His penis must have wreaked of another womans warm soft dripping pussy. The slush of another woman would clearly affect the odour of your own floppy schlong. How else can I explain this using ridiculously idiotic synonyms.

 

[Kamikazie]

The 37-year-old victim

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband

Cougar.

 

[Seagull]

"Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms."


PENIS SLAP

 

[Kula Meenur]

Wut :|

 

[Bad^Hat]

Ah, the ol' penis snifferoo. 60% of the time, it never works.

 

[mindless_moder]

sorry about this ... I'm sure I'm infinitely worse but this was just bugging me.

 

[Omnomnick]

Yo dawg, I herd you like penises so I put a fist in your face so you can sniff while you get punched.

Sorry...

 

[G(ordon)-man]

God he has a strong dick. Slapped yer butt.

 

[CrazyHarij]

sorry about this ... I'm sure I'm infinitely worse but this was just bugging me.

I like you.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

It's like, he likes you.

 

[Jintor]

Do I, like, sense a ****ing chain commencing?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Like for like.

Looks like she couldn't get a grasp on his penis. I mean situation.


(I mean penis)

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I like hairy men.

 

[Calhoun]

I like hairy men.

You like men who are hairy from the waist down.