Wiping

[Razor]

Which do you guys and girls find better to use?

For me personally, i use wetwipes as they are far softer and clean far better than even Charmin or Andrex can. Plus, even the softest of tissue leaves me sore.

 

[Danimal]

Is this for... Your 'business'?

 

[Absinthe]

I use my hands.

 

[Razor]

Is this for... Your 'business'?

Yes, but not restricted too.

 

[Danimal]

Large leaves or other woodland foliage found near "hole".

 

[KoreBolteR]

I use my hands.

you wipe your mouth with your hands

only jk mate :cheers:

ps: i feel hungry

 

[Dalamari]

Well, Razor just convinced me in IRC that wet wipes are the way to go, so I do think I will be switching to those soon

 

[Danimal]

Wet wipes in AUS are very fragile :|

 

[KoreBolteR]

Wet wipes in AUS are very fragile :|

thats because you have so much sun

im so jealous

 

[jondy]

The hole, the hole!

 

[Razor]

Wet wipes in AUS are very fragile :|

You want the nice baby wipes and not the hygeine wipes.

 

[Danimal]

I was reffering to baby wipes. Not the KFC "Refresment towels".

 

[Razor]

I was reffering to baby wipes. Not the KFC "Refresment towels".

Maybe we just have superiour wipes to Australia... :|

 

[The Dark Elf]

I have to wonder about someone who asks others how they wipe their arse on a forum....

 

[Foxtrot]

I use my brothers towel.

 

[Griz]

I think this forum just stooped to a new low.......

 

[Absinthe]

I think this needs another question as well. For instance, do you prefer to roll the whipe into a ball, or do you fold it around your fingers?

 

[Zeus]

I think this forum just stooped to a new low.......

QFE/QFT

 

[Danimal]

I fold toilet paper.

 

[Razor]

All it is is a serious discussion that spoiled over from the irc chatroom, as i am having a lot of problems with using toilet paper, so i was wondering if anyone else has the same problems.

 

[Danimal]

The only time when i'm not on IRC something actually happens :/

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I think this forum just stooped to a new low.......

No, we've been here before...

 

[Razor]

No, we've been here before...

There is nothing wrong with discussing this topic ;(.

 

[Harryz]

I think HalfLife2.net has reached a new low. Edit - Griz already beat me to it. =/

Think about what your asking. Your asking me what I clean my ass with? Do you you really want to know?

Edit 2 - I use Charmin.

 

[The Dark Elf]

All it is is a serious discussion that spoiled over from the irc chatroom, as i am having a lot of problems with using toilet paper, so i was wondering if anyone else has the same problems.

Ok.. There's this thing I learnt a looong time ago, called TMI, (TOO MUCH INFORMATION)

Rest assured that what seems interesting to you, in this case a 21 year old having problems wiping his bottom. Is not gonna be of interest to anyone else. Seriously, I think I can speak for everyone on the forum on this one by saying

We don't want to know!​

oh yeah, serious discussion? IRC? in the same sentance? your kidding right?

 

[Pesmerga]

Why on hell would you use that p***y wet wipe toilet paper. Seriously, are you babies? Does your anal area need a little more comfort because, boo hoo, it's not gentle enough? Anyone who uses wet wipes are total and complete pansies.

Regular toilet paper when applicable, foliage when nessecary.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

i don't know....i just don't...know

:|

 

[Kangy]

I primarily use bacon.

 

[LittleB]

Why on hell would you use that p***y wet wipe toilet paper. Seriously, are you babies? Does your anal area need a little more comfort because, boo hoo, it's not gentle enough? Anyone who uses wet wipes are total and complete pansies.

Regular toilet paper when applicable, foliage when nessecary.

AMEN BROTHER! Now let's go beat up some nerds!!

 

[Griz]

I primarily use bacon.

L M F A O!!!!!

Most definitely THE most sig-worthy quote.....EVER!!!

Thank you for bringing hope back to the forum. :cheers:

 

[The Dark Elf]

Why on hell would you use that p***y wet wipe toilet paper. Seriously, are you babies? Does your anal area need a little more comfort because, boo hoo, it's not gentle enough? Anyone who uses wet wipes are total and complete pansies.

Regular toilet paper when applicable, foliage when nessecary.

school toilet paper, now thats a mans paper, rough as a badgers arse it is. You know your clean when you've hit bone.

 

[Razor]

Ok.. There's this thing I learnt a looong time ago, called TMI, (TOO MUCH INFORMATION)

Rest assured that what seems interesting to you, in this case a 21 year old having problems wiping his bottom. Is not gonna be of interest to anyone else. Seriously, I think I can speak for everyone on the forum on this one by saying

We don't want to know!​

oh yeah, serious discussion? IRC? in the same sentance? your kidding right?

I have been on the internet since 1998 and have been insulted be a huge number of people, even getting a few death threats from some, but i have never felt so insulted or so demeaned in my entire life ;(.

It was just an interesting topic that i came up with, i didn't know it was going to hit a nerve or anything. Some people post that they can't get a girlfriend, i thought i would post to see how many people don't use toilet paper.

school toilet paper, now thats a mans paper, rough as a badgers arse it is. You know your clean when you've hit bone.

I still have nightmares about having to run during pe after using that paper. It was like wiping your arse with a spike strip.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I used to employ a German man to wipe mine...

I had to let him go when I found out he'd been paying the money back into my account.

 

[The Dark Elf]

Some people post that they can't get a girlfriend, i thought i would post to see how many people don't use toilet paper.

Not getting a girlfriend and not being able to use certain kinds of toilet paper (really don't wanna know the reason why neither ) is pretty different

 

[Ennui]

What a thread.

I'm a fan of normal charmin, myself.

 

[Shodan]

What a thread.

I'm a fan of normal charmin, myself.

Ch ch ch ch charmin.

 

[xLostx]

wet wipes are for babies, you sir are a baby.

 

[Razor]

For all the people doubting wetwipes, just give them a try once and you will never of felt cleaner.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

I use my neigbor's cat. :|

 

[Shamrock]

I do not see the point to this poll.. :|