Wolfenstein - movie planned!

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"The next movie deal that I want to focus on is Wolfenstein," -id CEO Todd Hollenshead


I think this would kick so much ass, at least for Wolf fans. I'm partial to castles though.

I actually want to buy a castle to live in. It would be like playing a FPS while going to the kitchen. :D
 
Another game to movie that'll be utter shit.

I swear, if they put anything about viruses turning Nazis into zombies...
 
Could be really cool if done well.


Too bad it will suck.
 
Yeah....its just not a hot idea. The only way I could see it working is if they shot for the crazy-ass low budget comedy angle that's used in films like Evil Dead. Because Wolfenstein is just a silly franchise to begin with.
 
dear god no ..if they're going to make wolfenstein will they have medics who revive the dead with syringes? ..they could make a sequal called Wolf2: Enemy Territory or the Never Ending War featuring engineers who build entire bridges with only a pair of pliers ..maybe they'll get this guy to play the engineer



the sp part was the worst of part of the game ..it was completely dull and uninspired ...still wolf is one of favourite games ...stil dont think it needs a movie ...the main character's name is Bj Blaskowitz, how cheesy is that?
 
I'm sure it will be Academy Award material, just like Doom was.

They could cast Vin Diesel as the main character. And there will be this totally bitchin' scene where he escapes from his cell and creeps down to the bar area where a bunch of Germans are eating schnitzel and like ham sandwiches and shit. And he's all like creeping up behind them and stands up before saying "PARTY'S OVER, SIEGFRIED & ROY!". Then he knocks their heads together and one goes flying off into a wall. The other struggles to pull out his pistol but Diesel bitchslaps it off him and WHAM. Headslams him onto the table into his ham sandwich.
When the other guy gets to his feet, Diesel lifts the dead Nazi's head from the table and yells "YOU WANT A TASTE OF THIS KRAUTER BUTTER?!" and the Nazi runs away all shit-scared until Diesel plugs one in the back of the head with his Glock 40.

The defining moment will be Blaskowitz taking a shit. Entirely in first person. It will revolutionize cinema.
 
This has been known for a long time now btw. If ID makes another deal like Doom 3 it would be very sad if they learned from their lesson it might be better.
 
Ludah said:
The defining moment will be Blaskowitz taking a shit. Entirely in first person. It will revolutionize cinema.
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hahahah i would pay 7 bucks to watch this movie


nice plot
 
Oh Jesus Christ.

I suppose all they'll do is c+p the Doom script, and replace any mention of demons with "Genetically Modified Nazi".
 
Ludah said:
I'm sure it will be Academy Award material, just like Doom was.

They could cast Vin Diesel as the main character. And there will be this totally bitchin' scene where he escapes from his cell and creeps down to the bar area where a bunch of Germans are eating schnitzel and like ham sandwiches and shit. And he's all like creeping up behind them and stands up before saying "PARTY'S OVER, SIEGFRIED & ROY!". Then he knocks their heads together and one goes flying off into a wall. The other struggles to pull out his pistol but Diesel bitchslaps it off him and WHAM. Headslams him onto the table into his ham sandwich.
When the other guy gets to his feet, Diesel lifts the dead Nazi's head from the table and yells "YOU WANT A TASTE OF THIS KRAUTER BUTTER?!" and the Nazi runs away all shit-scared until Diesel plugs one in the back of the head with his Glock 40.

The defining moment will be Blaskowitz taking a shit. Entirely in first person. It will revolutionize cinema.
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Hhahahah XD.

Basically hollywood should hire you to write their scripts.
 
So... are they actually making money off of these movies? Why else would they keep making them?
 
Ludah said:
I'm sure it will be Academy Award material, just like Doom was.

They could cast Vin Diesel as the main character. And there will be this totally bitchin' scene where he escapes from his cell and creeps down to the bar area where a bunch of Germans are eating schnitzel and like ham sandwiches and shit. And he's all like creeping up behind them and stands up before saying "PARTY'S OVER, SIEGFRIED & ROY!". Then he knocks their heads together and one goes flying off into a wall. The other struggles to pull out his pistol but Diesel bitchslaps it off him and WHAM. Headslams him onto the table into his ham sandwich.
When the other guy gets to his feet, Diesel lifts the dead Nazi's head from the table and yells "YOU WANT A TASTE OF THIS KRAUTER BUTTER?!" and the Nazi runs away all shit-scared until Diesel plugs one in the back of the head with his Glock 40.

The defining moment will be Blaskowitz taking a shit. Entirely in first person. It will revolutionize cinema.
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LMFAO!

Oh man thats great.
 
I bet Uwe Boll is just waiting for a script.





What am I saying, he doesn't need a script. I'm sure it's already in production.
 
I wish Uwe Boll would just drop dead already. I mean after all his stupendous blockbusters:x who in their right mind would hire him, but surprisingly enough there alway is someone stupid enough.:(
 
Oh god....will someone put a stop to this before it even gets off the ground.

I can't wait....no Nazis, nothing to do with the occult, and it takes place during the first Gulf War. I can hear it now..."I know we decided not to include those things from the game, but we remained faithful to the Wolfenstein atmosphere and feeling and there's a gimicky first person sequence." GO F*** YOURSELF.
 
It better ****ing have Hitler.

Ludah said:
I'm sure it will be Academy Award material, just like Doom was.

They could cast Vin Diesel as the main character. And there will be this totally bitchin' scene where he escapes from his cell and creeps down to the bar area where a bunch of Germans are eating schnitzel and like ham sandwiches and shit. And he's all like creeping up behind them and stands up before saying "PARTY'S OVER, SIEGFRIED & ROY!". Then he knocks their heads together and one goes flying off into a wall. The other struggles to pull out his pistol but Diesel bitchslaps it off him and WHAM. Headslams him onto the table into his ham sandwich.
When the other guy gets to his feet, Diesel lifts the dead Nazi's head from the table and yells "YOU WANT A TASTE OF THIS KRAUTER BUTTER?!" and the Nazi runs away all shit-scared until Diesel plugs one in the back of the head with his Glock 40.

The defining moment will be Blaskowitz taking a shit. Entirely in first person. It will revolutionize cinema.
Click to expand...

Hahaha, holy shit. I'm laughing out loud in the middle of an internet cafe.
 
If I made a Wolfenstein movie I would make it with a feel similar to "Raiders of the lost ark". They both have a story involving the occult and both take place during WWII. An action/adventure with dashes of horror and thriller and maybe a little humor in it. Just get Spielberg to direct it and we're all set. To make it a good movie they should focus on making a good script and build an interesting atmosphere. I think we're all tiered of stupid gun blazing monster killin' scenes like in I don't now... EVERY RECENT SCI-FI MOVIE. But Id is probably gonna choose a dumb ass director and a stupid script to go with him like they did with Doom.
 
I don't think Spielberg would touch it, especially since its ground he's covered already.
 
We don't know anything about it, we're just saying that they'll probably screw it up by taking out the Nazis or something.
 
oh noez D:

Direwolf said:
Wolfenstein is just a silly franchise to begin with.
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Surely your not refering to the original game but to the latest one?
 
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