Woman attacks Genitals

[Uriel]

Bwhahahahaha!

LILLINGTON, N.C. ? A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches, authorities said Friday. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, was charged with malicious castration in a fight early Tuesday at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man's girlfriend, police said.

 

[highlander]

hahaha , what a christmas present

 

[Jintor]

It's been done.

 

[Azner]

What she do that for? D:

 

[15357]

Malicious castration?




WTF kind of castration isn't malicious? D:

 

[Remus]

D:

What she do that for?

Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Dekstar]

No doubt the conversation went something like this:
Man: Hey, I've got something funny in my pocket. Wanna see it?
Woman: Uuh well I was just going to go over he-
*man pulls out penis*
Woman: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
*Woman attempts to stab Penis*
Man: OW! Oh dear God it's leaking!

 

[Operational]

It almost seems like a daily event nowadays. Crazed women seem to have a thing for slicing/dicing/cutting/freezing/throwing/mincing/biting/etc penis's.

"I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands."

Ouch. Fingernails .

 

[Doppelgofer]

You.go.giiiirlfriend.

 

[Dax]

^^ Dude, just....there's no need for that. Goddamnit.

D: @ the article though.

 

[hool10]

No doubt the conversation went something like this:
Man: Hey, I've got a present. Wanna see it?
Woman: Uuh well I was just going to go over he-
*man pulls out his dick a box*
Woman: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
*Woman attempts to stab Penis*
Man: OW! Oh dear God it's leaking!

^^Fixed. This happened also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt Guy became a porn star believe it or not. He was also featured in a Weird AL music video for more graphic detail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkgjjg1J_9g *Oh those are all true events btw. The guy was caned, etc.

 

[<RJMC>]

girlfriend of victim:"but why you do that?"
attacker:"I was just too drunk"
friend:"but look how serious it was
attacker:"meh he isnt good using it so you dont miss much"
girlfriend:"?!"

 

[Stigmata]

Malicious castration - great crime or greatest crime?

 

[$kelet0r]

I keep reading the title as 'Happy Woman attacks Genitals'

:|

I'm screwed up

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

This not funneh matter. D:

 

[bvasgm]

Malicious castration - great crime or greatest crime?

Greatest crime.

I literally made the D: face when I read that "a weapon was not used".

...

D:

 

[hool10]

I just started thinking on how she did this. She probably was gonna give a bj then chewed off his sack. :x :x :x

 

[<RJMC>]

well you are warned now

dont let womans put theyr finger near your genitals

 

[hool10]

well you are warned now

dont let womans put theyr finger near your genitals

Yeah especially when they go through PMS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY

 

[Kula Meenur]

OMFG! TEAR HER A NEW ONE DAMMIT!

 

[<RJMC>]

yeah and thats why woman care so much for theyr nails, to keep then sharp

 

[hungryduck]

this is the stuff of nightmares.....

 

[joule]

How did she manage to pull this off? (no pun intended)

Were his pants down? Did she reach inside? Eh?

 

[Darkknighttt]

Death Sentence IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Have it done to her! (a molten metal rod outta do it), too bad this isn't some arab nation where it's legal though (only for this situation)

 

[Kula Meenur]

Oh joule, imma cummin 4 u... [evils] YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE NYOONGAR!!![evils/]

...j/king

 

[<RJMC>]

How did she manage to pull this off? (no pun intended)

Were his pants down? Did she reach inside? Eh?

maybe one slash?