Woman Gives Birth to Octopus

[Dinkleberry]

:O

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7852623.stm

 

[highlander]

You bastard.


I expected a human-squid hybrid.

WHHHHHHY.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

GOD DAMN YOUR MEDIA TWISTS

I knew it wouldn't be an octopus, but I did expect 8 limbed human D:<

 

[Phobie]

Ouch.

 

[jverne]

yes...let's breed like rats.

 

[Phobie]

Even rats usually have less than that D:

 

[Ravioli]

EDIT: upps wrong thread

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

****. Bastard.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Did they all come out at once or in sequence like a machinegun?

 

[Krynn72]

the babies will be in incubators for at least six weeks and the mother is planning to breast feed them all, the hospital officials said.

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Sulk, it said they all came out withing the span of five minutes. So thats 1.6 baby rounds per minute. Quite like a machine gun.

 

[Dinkleberry]

Did they all come out at once or in sequence like a machinegun?

Apparently all 8 within five minutes...

 

[Emporius]

In that picture there for the previous octuplets it shows 8 children, and yet it says that one had died at birth.

 

[Operational]

Ouch.

took place in the space of five minutes

Quick though.

 

[Tyguy]

squid...pro...quo?

 

[Bad^Hat]

 

[Dog--]

lol @ hotdog/hallway.

 

[CyberPitz]

Well then, I guess the Clown Car drives further than the circus....

 

[Dinkleberry]

Sorry for the disappointment I caused. To partly make up for it, you can do a google for "lobster woman" and read some of the stories... I'd post a link but it's not exactly work safe

 

[Kamikazie]

Sulk, it said they all came out withing the span of five minutes. So thats 1.6 baby rounds per minute. Quite like a machine gun.

I love you.

I love you.

 

[Warped]

she probably looks like an inflatable pool lounge chair thats been deflated

 

[Higlac]

That's quite a litter she had.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

Kill them now.

 

[Eejit]

The Midwich Cuckoos.

John Wyndhan FTW.

 

[Asuka]

Thats ****ing crazy...Damn how are they going to pay for anything...

 

[Operational]

Thats ****ing crazy...Damn how are they going to pay for anything...

Sponsorship of course, did you miss that episode of The Simpson's?

 

[Omnomnick]

8 Kids, I can't imagine how they all grow as they should.
I can also imagine the scene in the hospital...

"Ok, it's coming....keep pushing...Here it is!! Its a boy, Oh wait, theres another one, keep pushing..." *30 mins later* "Hey look, another one!! Are you a Magician gone wrong?"

On a slightly related note, a 15 year old girl in my school had a baby last week, I think its ****ing appauling tbh.
*looks around for Willie*

 

[Phobie]

Give this man a medal.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

I just heard on the news this morning that she actually had 6 more kids before the 8 and they're all under seven.

 

[Lizardizzle]

what a jerk. I'm calling shenanigans!

 

[Nomad]

Machinegun vagina.

 

[hool10]

This reminds me of the only funny episode with Ren and Stimpy on Spike TV: http://www.megavideo.com/?v=DSAKRR4I At 7:05 is where it begins. Basically it shows how Ren was born and it's literally gross. Like his mom gives afterbirth and Bambi eats it. Well just imagine that with 8 babies.

 

[FireStarter]

Her stomach must've been hyooooooge.

AT THE ULTRASOUND:

Doctor: Wait, I hear a heartbeat. No, two. Three!
Woman: Oh my god, is it triplets?
Doctor: No, there are more! There are eight of them!
Woman: What? WHAT? No, seriously.
Doctor: Yes. Seriously.

...Wait, are they doing the conga in there? *dances to conga beat*

 

[Dinkleberry]

Follow up story...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtgLzi-aK0

 

[Kukaku]

She had a cesarian. The babies, sadly, did not fire out her vag like a machinegun.
Apparantly she's crazy - she wants to be like Angelina Jolie by going so far as getting lip implants. :/

 

[PJ]

lol at that vid

 

[Raziaar]

EDIT: Nevermind.

 

[Dax]

Musta' been crowded in there.

 

[YROC]

I don't know why, but I would love to see an octo crawling out of a chicks hoo-hoo.