Woman mistakes cheese for drugs, plots murder

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Police in Memphis, Tennessee, say a woman mistook a block of cheese for cocaine and tried to hire a hit man to kill four men and steal it.

Police say the 18-year-old woman was mistaken about the hit man, too. He was an undercover policeman.

She's charged with four counts of attempted murder and four more of soliciting a murder.

Authorities say the aspiring model was in the men's house recently when she saw the white, crumbly cheese that she thought was cocaine.

Police say the undercover officer posing as a hit man gave her some non-functioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and accompanied her to the home under police surveillance.

People in the home gave police permission to search it. They found only the cheese.

http://www.katu.com/stories/81573.html
 
That would suck Can someone please tell me why it says Im not alowed to start new threads and how long this is going to last
 
Blackghost905 said:
That would suck Can someone please tell me why it says Im not alowed to start new threads and how long this is going to last

Probably because you hijack other peoples' threads, ass
 
People are so dumb. "A little kid pointed a peice of fish at me that looked like a gun and said pow pow oh noes I was scared shitless."
 
theSteven said:
People are so dumb. "A little kid pointed a peice of fish at me that looked like a gun and said pow pow oh noes I was scared shitless."
Um this one isn't really anything like that. lol.
 
_-_-SELAS-_-_ said:
What if.. She got the "coke" and tried to sniff it?

It would probably get stuck in her nose and sting a little.
 
JNightshade said:
heehee, I'd love to see that.
"This cocaine smells of brie!"

I don't know, I've heard that Blue cheese can **** you up...

edit: Oh, and the thread title made me giggle.
 
yeah - then when she tries to sell it to a drug lord and, well, we've all seen how this happens in the movies.:sniper:
 
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