Woman vs Polar bear

[CptStern]

The 32-year-old leapt over bars at Berlin Zoo during the bears' feeding time yesterday

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...bear-attacks-woman-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html


she just wanted to join the bears on their picnic


If you go out in the zoo today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the zoo today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the polar bears have their picnic.

 

[Barnz]

Stupid, fat whore.

 

[Rizzo]

Whoever wins, we lose.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Suicide went wrong?

 

[Dinnesch]

Why are there so many stupid people?

I remember reading a few years ago about a man whose camera fell in the tiger part of the zoo. He climbed over the fence to get it back and survived at last.

 

[Vigilante]

She deserves it for being so stupid.

 

[Murray_H]

He looks so happy to be eating man-made fabric.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

All I can say is yes, natural selection is working

Polar bears are going to take over the world because of their pure awesomeness

 

[lefty]

ok, shirt's off, so where's the tits?

 

[Eejit]

She should have paused and thought before jumping over that fence.

 

[L3N!N]

She vaulted the railing at feeding time? Sounds like she was asking for it.

 

[Emporius]

Suicide went wrong?

She vaulted the railing at feeding time? Sounds like she was asking for it.

The article says she appeared 'elated' as she made her way towards them.

 

[Dog--]

It look photoshopped, like the bear is just drinking lol.

 

[Adabiviak]

Whoever wins, we lose.

lulz

There's a video of this on Break.com, in which it doesn't look like they're attacking her. If they wanted to eat her, I don't think we would have been able to stop them short of killing/tranquilizing them. How long do you think a seal would have lasted if it fell in there?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

All I can say is yes, natural selection is working

Polar bears are going to take over the world because of their pure awesomeness

**** yeeeeeeeah.

 

[PvtRyan]

Wait, why is that bear in the water wearing a black shirt?

 

[Mech Man]

Wait, why is that bear in the water wearing a black shirt?

Camouflage duh.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Man, where's the poll?

And how about Polar bear vs Viking?

 

[Darkside55]

Viking.

 

[Sheepo]

Man, where's the poll?

And how about Polar bear vs Viking?

Man, your spam is just unbearable.

 

[Gemma]

I wish that the polar bear ate her :\

 

[Danimal]

^

That's pretty harsh, for all we know, she could've been pushed in the pen by an ace assassin!

 

[Raziaar]

All I can say is yes, natural selection is working

Polar bears are going to take over the world because of their pure awesomeness

If only that were the case. Instead, Polar bears will probably go extinct soon(in the wild), or at least incredibly endangered.

 

[Danimal]

^

They already are incredibly endangered and extinct soon.

 

[bam23]

...so which one's the bear?

 

[Raziaar]

You guys are harsh.

 

[Warped]

$10 says she tries this again after she gets better