Words banned from text messages in Pakistan

[CptStern]

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/mk5ou/til_the_words_pakistan_has_banned_from_text/

some of the safe for work words (unless you're in pakistan, but who would admit to that?)

A.S.S.

ASS HORE

BAZONGAS (oh no not BAZONGAS!!!)

BREAST ("are we having chicken chest for dinner tonight?")

CYBER SEX

GOT JESUS (what?)

HOSER (obviously they hate canada)

 

[mechanicallizard]

So is ass only banned if I use the full stops?

 

[Remus]

This reminds me of that site that replaced "offensive" words with less offensive substitutes.

ass = butt
tit = breast

buttbuttination
consbreastution

 

[Mogi67]

haha, and i thought i was the only one who said asshore. i mean, besides the chinese

 

[The Monkey]

MUFFIN DIVER

 

[Tony]

This reminds me of that site that replaced "offensive" words with less offensive substitutes.

ass = butt
tit = breast

buttbuttination
consbreastution

SomethingAwful forums, right?

 

[Stylo]

Oh hello, I seem to have stepped into /b/. I wonder how long this thread will last.

 

[Smoke]

Oh hello, I seem to have stepped into /b/. I wonder how long this thread will last.

That's what it takes to get some conversation going around here these days.

 

[mechanicallizard]

Conversation is failing

 

[Bad^Hat]

SomethingAwful forums, right?

Nah, that only replaces the super bad ones.

 

[unozero]

The Men in Pakistan are very much sexually frustrated....I'm pretty sure a year or so ago Stern alsop posted a Google report that Pakistan has the Nr.1 porn searches in the world.

 

[Vegeta897]

Pakistan has the Nr.1 porn searches in the world.

I dunno, I've got some pretty good ones. What are their top 5?

 

[unozero]

http://articles.timesofindia.indiat...ar-search-terms-google-trends-google-insights

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/

 

[Vegeta897]

I think you missed my joke that is unfortunate good bye.

 

[ríomhaire]

The Men in Pakistan are very much sexually frustrated....I'm pretty sure a year or so ago Stern alsop posted a Google report that Pakistan has the Nr.1 porn searches in the world.

Nope, Ireland.

 

[Remus]

Languages:

1.Greek


WTF?

 

[kineaesth]

http://articles.timesofindia.indiat...ar-search-terms-google-trends-google-insights

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12/data-shows-pakistan-googling-pornographic-material/

Those articles are the same article.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Nope, Ireland.

That's all your doing, isn't it Riomh?

Why are Pakistanis always talking about hores from Los Angeles?

 

[PvtRyan]

A clbuttic mistake.

 

[unozero]

I think you missed my joke that is unfortunate good bye.

I suck cock

 

[Sulkdodds]

A clbuttic mistake.

This kind of mbutt censorship will never work, even if they buttign their best officers to the job.