worst april fools joke

SSL = codename for Nat Turner
 
lol all the morons "What if the pill fails"
 
Oh my god... That's so ****ing WRONG, even if it is bullshit(which it likely is, considering its april fools.)
 
well damn, all i did for april fools was turn my roommate's pet cat a slightly green hue using food coloring
 
Even if it's not fake there's no problem. The sperm was dead by the time it reached the girl. and anyway they are only cousins. but this makes me think of people I knew who were half brother and sister, they didn't grow up together and they didn't feel like they were related so they had sex. the girl got pregnant, she told people it was from a one night stand with some guy, they thought nothing would be wrong but then because of some genetic thing their son was born without any arms or legs. He has to be fed and bathed and taken care of by volunteer workers. He works as a telemarketer, he pushes the phone and computer buttons with a stick in his mouth.
 
My face is frozen in a very freaked out position right now.
 
Phantim said:
Even if it's not fake there's no problem. The sperm was dead by the time it reached the girl. and anyway they are only cousins. but this makes me think of the people I know who were half brother and sister, they didn't grow up together and they didn't feel like they were related so they made out one day. the girl got pregnant, she didn't tell anyone it was with her half-brother until after the baby was born, she told people it was from a one night stand with some guy, they thought nothing would be wrong but then because of some genetic thing their son was born without any arms or legs. He has to be fed and bathed (and held over the toilet) by volunteer workers. He works as a telemarketer, he pushes the phone and computer buttons with a stick in his mouth.
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Hey there buddy sorry to break it to you but you don't get a girl pregnant by kissing her.
 
LOL

Anyone notice deux ex machima has a post count of 8,000 on thoose forums.
 
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ssl said:
you guys are all f****** a-holes. Swear to god if i ever met any of you guys laughing at me in public id knock you out man.

you think its funny right? yeah f*** you!

this whole situation has been very hard for my family. and this is very embarassing.

please will a mod delete this topic, it is very humilaiting.

I'm pretty sure my cousin is pregnant. I am going to sue the makers of those birth control pills. I have been eating them every time I have sex, and who knows how many other times these pills could have failed.

My aunt and uncle are devout christians and they are not going to abort it. I'm thinking about murdering her and making it look like suicide. No chance in hell im raising a mutant baby. Its going to come out all ugly and weird looking. I aint handeling dat sh*t. Everyone in my family hates me and is trying to make me look like the villan.

It's the damn pill companies fault, not mine ... my fricken family is so f******* dumb plain
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wtf?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!11one?!?!?1


is it humanly possible to be that stupid!?!? really??
 
neptuneuk said:
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wtf?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!11one?!?!?1


is it humanly possible to be that stupid!?!? really??
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I'm pretty sure he is the (semi-)intelligent one there. He's just leading them all on. He knows full well that what he is saying is all a joke.
 
neptuneuk said:
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wtf?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!11one?!?!?1


is it humanly possible to be that stupid!?!? really??
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I know, it's not something we see in the UK that much (excluding politicians).

:rolleyes:


@Thread - LMAO
 
You guys are dumb...really. Its imposible that she gets pregant for 1 simple reason.

1. She is having her pediod...meaning she can't get pregnant in any way.
 
I'll go ahead and tell myself thats fake.
 
Best april fools ever (I think he made it up)

On the slim chance he didnt, wow disturbing...
 
Adrien C said:
You guys are dumb...really. Its imposible that she gets pregant for 1 simple reason.

1. She is having her period...meaning she can't get pregnant in any way.
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owned. :)
 
Adrien C said:
You guys are dumb...really. Its imposible that she gets pregant for 1 simple reason.

1. She is having her pediod...meaning she can't get pregnant in any way.
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That isn't true...try having sex only during a girls period and tell us when the baby is expected.

They made that a big point during health class in high school. They said those types of people are most often refered to as Mom and Dad. Oh snap!
 
This thing is stupidly fake.

It may be the best april fools ever in that so many people are buying it and turning it into a viral phenomenon.
 
Adrien C said:
You guys are dumb...really. Its imposible that she gets pregant for 1 simple reason.

1. She is having her pediod...meaning she can't get pregnant in any way.
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The master of logic arrives!
 
Phantim said:
Even if it's not fake there's no problem. The sperm was dead by the time it reached the girl. and anyway they are only cousins
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I agree with you on the dead sperm thing, but "They're only cousins"!? Firstly, that might be legal, but that don't make it right. Secondly, it's the principle of forced impregnation that's just so heinous... *Shudders*
 
Also, I'm pretty sure that semen thats been sitting inside a tampon packet isn't going to be very fertile. EDIT: multi-beaten!

Birth control pills for females probably wont make guys infertile though.
I remember reading somewhere about a guy who wore birth control patches and he started lactating.
 
I was gonna say - did he take lady borth control pills or are there man birth control pills I've not heard about. Nor be interested in, now I think of it. But you get my point.
 
el Chi said:
I was gonna say - did he take lady borth control pills or are there man birth control pills I've not heard about. Nor be interested in, now I think of it. But you get my point.
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Male birth control pills aren't too widely used because they are hormonal and hormonal pills do funny things to guys.
 
Highly disturbing and funny. If it's not a joke I'd kill myself laughing at the guy's idiocy.
 
bliink said:
Male birth control pills aren't too widely used because they are hormonal and hormonal pills do funny things to guys.
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...and now I know :)
 
G.I. Joe! A REAL american hero.


I think I'm gonna go get his cousin pregnant, just to spite him.
 
I think the child would bring new ideas to the model designers of horror movies.
 
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