Worst Insect

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o3jox

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Whats the worst bug thats like ever annoyed you, bitten you, caused you to goto the hospital.

Well this one time early early Thanksgiving morning I wokeup and my ear felt wierd like something was crawling back and forth in there. So I told my parents and they said it was sinus. Well 30 minutes later my ear started making wierd noises and I started to freak out so my dad took me to the hospital. The noise was soooo annoying omg omg omgomg I just felt like killing myself. THE HOSPITAL WAS HORRIBLE THEY WERE JUST LIKE O WELL WAIT FOUR OURS WITH THAT SHIT IN YOUR EAR. So my dad took me to another hospital which they looked in my ear and foundt out it was a cockroach. >< So they put this grayish water type stuff in my ear and it died. But I had to wait like 6- 7 hours for the doctor to actually come take out the roach with a really cold pair of scissors. WORST NIGHT EVER!! Also the Thanksgiving was ok. Not the best.

Anybody got a worser story.
 
Woah, that's really freaky :|

Anyway, I hate mosquitos. They bit me once down there :E
jk
 
Ouch, that must've sucked dude,

I don't have a story or anything horrible, but the insect that pisses me off the most is something called a Jackal Spider I think...

Goddamn, they look like Daddy Long-leg spiders with wings, I hate them.
 
:x Man few nights ago a roach, well I am not sure what it was but it looked like a roach, it like flew by me... so I was like WTF where'd it go *looks around*. Meh, nothing... then I had a itch on my neck BAM the lil ****er was right there.
 
That reminds me of this story that was in the newspaper a while back about a lady that heard weird noises in her ear. She went to the doctor, and they found a spider in there.... a spider that happened to be laying eggs in her ear......

I hate mosquitoes too. The worst insect bites I had were from last year, when I was volunteering at the arboretum in gardening. I must've gotten bites every day, especially in their "meadow" area. By the end of the summer, I had maybe twenty bites around my waist and five to ten around my ankles. They got pretty bad -- itching, swelling, couldn't sleep at night. I think I still have marks from a few of them :eek:.
 
Holy shit, o3jox... I... couldn't do that... makes me feel funny just thinking about it...


Oh yes, and...

GOD DAMN SILVERFISH!

They is so nasty... so... everywhere... I hate seeing them crawl out of vents... and out of drains... must... kill... in most violent way possible!

/me pukes
 
Letters said:
Holy shit, o3jox... I... couldn't do that... makes me feel funny just thinking about it...


Oh yes, and...

GOD DAMN SILVERFISH!

They is so nasty... so... everywhere... I hate seeing them crawl out of vents... and out of drains... must... kill... in most violent way possible!

* Letters pukes
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damn yeah, silverfish are crazy, like the worst if there is an infestation of them.

Lol, they can go for up to a year without food.
 
dfc05 said:
That reminds me of this story that was in the newspaper a while back about a lady that heard weird noises in her ear. She went to the doctor, and they found a spider in there.... a spider that happened to be laying eggs in her ear......

I hate mosquitoes too. The worst insect bites I had were from last year, when I was volunteering at the arboretum in gardening. I must've gotten bites every day, especially in their "meadow" area. By the end of the summer, I had maybe twenty bites around my waist and five to ten around my ankles. They got pretty bad -- itching, swelling, couldn't sleep at night. I think I still have marks from a few of them :eek:.
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That sucks, you should've used mosquito repellant
 
I dont mind most bugs... some are annoying but they dont bother me that much.

The only thign I have to watch out for are bees and recluse's (a recluse is a spider that hides alot. They're bite is really deadly, can kill within 3 minutes, but they only hide so they arent a big deal)

However I have a phobia of bees and I'm allergic to them too
 
ductonius said:
Bot fly.

http://images.google.com/images?q=bot fly&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
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That's not that bug that buries itself in your skin and then lays eggs and has babies crawl out through the hole (or something to that effect)...? (Weird arboretum stories, agh!)

I don't like cockroaches either. One day in school when we were having standardized testing, I went to get a tissue, and when I pulled it out of the box, a giant cockroach fell off of it. It was disturbing.

[edit] I do use mosquito repellant...........
 
one time i was taking my retainers off b/c i was about to brush my teeth, so after i brushed my teeth i put them back on right?
well, while they were out there in the open of my bathroom counter these tiny flies were sitting on them....and i kinda inserted my retainers while they were on them....but it's not as bad as it sounds; i didn't like bite into them or anything, they just kinda flew out of my mouth.
 
Ya guys use mosquito repellant I live in Florida and you can get west nile virus its rising so use that repellant even it may cost $10 USD better than losing your life.
Also wanna see something I ran into in while vacationing Jamaica... I was little I didnt know what this thing was but thank god I did not touch it or I probably wouldnt have been typing this post right now.

http://www.ent.orst.edu/bugzoo/images/Critters/jamaican_centipede.jpg

When i told my uncle he was so releived and he immediately got a machete and chopped it up. Its very wise if you going out of US to like a Island of some sort to stud the kind of insects that are deadly and parasitical so you dont windup playing with the wrong thing.. anyway

Silverfishes? Bot Flies?
Shrrieeeekkkkkkkkkssssssss
 
Sai said:
one time i was taking my retainers off b/c i was about to brush my teeth, so after i brushed my teeth i put them back on right?
well, while they were out there in the open of my bathroom counter these tiny flies were sitting on them....and i kinda inserted my retainers while they were on them....but it's not as bad as it sounds; i didn't like bite into them or anything, they just kinda flew out of my mouth.
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LOL, awesome.

That bot fly is disturbing, google images show a larvae being extracted from somebody's eye :|
 
I LOVE BUGS!! No, seriously, if there were better paying jobs in the field, i'd take up entomology. The worst insect in my opinion would have to be the bullet ant, named after it's sting, which feels like you've been shot with a bullet. You're safe from them, unless you travel to certain South American jungles. By the way, Spiders are not insects!
 
MrWhite said:
I dont mind most bugs... some are annoying but they dont bother me that much.

The only thign I have to watch out for are bees and recluse's (a recluse is a spider that hides alot. They're bite is really deadly, can kill within 3 minutes, but they only hide so they arent a big deal)

However I have a phobia of bees and I'm allergic to them too
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Actually, a fatal bite from a brown recluse is rare. Sometimes symptoms don't develope for 2-8 hours. The venom usually causes the skin to lesion over, and can even cause a crater to appear after the lesion heals and falls off. Some people aren't affected at all.
 
Icarus said:
Spiders...EVIL
Enough said.
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Spiders aren't insects... :rolling:

Bees/wasps/hornets of all sorts for me. I'm not allergic or anything, they just make me really nervous.
 
psyno said:
Spiders aren't insects... :rolling:
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while the topic title says "insects" the actual topic post asks "Whats the worst bug". "bug" is a vague term that can be used to encompass all insects, arachnids and their allies (like scorpions, mites, etc.).

personally, i only find bugs that bite me as parasites annoying, mosquitos, fleas, etc. bugs that sting/bite out of defense don't bother me too much. oh and mrwhite, the brown recluse bite can't kill you in three minutes! :eek: the necrotic infection that can result from the bite would take weeks to kill someone at least.

who doesn't like silverfish? i think they're kinda cute :) they feel very soft (kinda fuzzy) if you can catch one.
 
Sedako said:
Actually, a fatal bite from a brown recluse is rare. Sometimes symptoms don't develope for 2-8 hours. The venom usually causes the skin to lesion over, and can even cause a crater to appear after the lesion heals and falls off. Some people aren't affected at all.
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Well i stand corrected, I guess my dad was just trying to scare me into staying away from them when I was younger! :E
 
MrWhite said:
Well i stand corrected, I guess my dad was just trying to scare me into staying away from them when I was younger! :E
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they are definitely worth staying away from, though it's the ones you don't see that get you..

look behind you!!!
 
Tredoslop said:
I say we kill all the bugs.
They are as useful as a whale...
Except a few.
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What about killing all humans?

nah, it's too late now.

We need them insects for something.

BTW, dragonflies are cool, but I saw a huge one, it was maybe like 7 inches.
 
I once had a colony of ants swarm my hand...maybe because I was stealing their eggs...
 
Six Three said:
I once had a colony of ants swarm my hand...maybe because I was stealing their eggs...
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I actually picked apart a colony I found in a rusty old metal milk jug just to find the queen. One of the neatest experiences i've ever had.
 
Fleas :x I hate them. One of my cats had them a few months ago, and I got bitten 6 times on my legs. I've always been alright with fleabites before, but this time they all swelled up and were itchy as hell, and real painful to touch. I've still got dark marks where the bites were :(
 
SHIPPI said:
Fleas :x I hate them. One of my cats had them a few months ago, and I got bitten 6 times on my legs. I've always been alright with fleabites before, but this time they all swelled up and were itchy as hell, and real painful to touch. I've still got dark marks where the bites were :(
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that's called the black death.. bubonic plague is upon your house. burn it to the ground. to make you feel better i'll send you one of these in the mail. :)
 
The other day I was getting dressed and a big spider fell out of my pants as I was putting them on!!! I freaked out and turned around to get my shoe to kill it and it was gone when I turned back around now im paraniod!
 
I hate spiders. One time as a guest was leaving our house, there was this huge freaking black thing sitting on the porch. My mother had the "smart" idea of pouring boiling water on it. So we boiled the kettle and poured all the water on the bugger, Next minute we have hundreds of tiny spiders all over the place.
 
BillyJoBob said:
The other day I was getting dressed and a big spider fell out of my pants as I was putting them on!!! I freaked out and turned around to get my shoe to kill it and it was gone when I turned back around now im paraniod!
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Oh yeah, we have these centipedes here that really freak me out. They look like the jamaican one in the post earlier in this thread only... from what it looks like, one eighth the size.

the size of a nomral bug... but they run really quickly... I'll be laying in bed and see one run accross the floor and then its gone and im paranoid to sleep...

they're... icky.

I remember one time I went to the bathroom and shut the door... hanging ont he back was my dads bathrobe, and clung to the back of it like an assasin waiting for me was oen of those centipedes... kinda freaked me out, i tried hitting it with my sandal but it didnt hurt it then it ran under the cabinet...

I closed the door and didnt go back into that bathroom for a couple of days, went to the other one.

But... eh... the dont bite/sting so I guess I really cant complain
 
When I was like 6 or so we got this big shipment of firewood at our house and were moving it and this GIANT spider scattered out. It was easily 8 inches long like a tarantula but looked totally different, the thing was just huge. Anyways it had all these tiny white baby spiders and eggs on it's back crawling around. The thing got away and it's safe to say i became freaked out for life by spiders.
 
in my old apt, house centipedes lived in the basement and would occaisionally come up to my 2nd floor apt. they move really fast and you always see them darting around out of the corner of your vision so it's really spooky :eek:
 
anthraxxx, lol, where have you been man? rockpapersaddam was all over the place.. there was even a poll or two.
 
Anthraxxx said:
this is off topic, but it's funny anyway..

http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/index.html
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There have already been topics on this.

As for me I hate bugs. If I see any they are instantly killed. If they look dangerous or if there are large amounts of them I get the spray. It's a special spray that kills everything. If a wasp comes in my house, bam hit it with the spray and it dies instantly.

One time I found a Wolf Spider that had grown quite large. Usually they are tiny little harmless spiders. But this bitch was huge, it wasn't your ordinary tiny one, this thing was like 3 inches. I was like holy shit I've never seen one get this big. So what did I do? I hit it with the spray. It shrivled up and looked so tiny. It was hard to imagine it was so big a second ago.

I hate ants the most. They're annoying and they bite and they're all over. If I see an ant hill I kick that shit out of spite. If I've got my spray near their home instantly become a mass graveyard. I kick it and thousands of these annoying useless things come running out looking for a fight and all they get is the spray to their face. They die before they know it and I sit there laughing. The ant that bit me must feel pretty stupid now because I killed his whole colony out of revenge. This is a warning to all ants, if you bite me I will strike back with a force that is billions of times greater.
 
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