Worst. Lan. Ever.

[HunterSeeker]

I am now at the worst lan ever, one guy is humping everything, another guy with is making out with a girl at my feet. Another guy is at the toilet throwing up with the help of a girl. 2 ppl are watching TV. My left sock is soaked in an alchoholic fluid (I have not consumed any alchohol though). Only 4 + me are actually lanning.

 

[Stormy]

Well perhaps not everyone wants to play games in this world, just find some fun 4 player games, Scerios Sam second encounter ! :thumbs:

 

[nw909]

Sounds fun.

I'll be right over.

 

[Letters]

People make out at LAN partays? :O

I been missin' out!

 

[SLH]

Are you sure you went to a LAN???

 

[HunterSeeker]

Well perhaps not everyone wants to play games in this world, just find some fun 4 player games, Scerios Sam second encounter ! :thumbs:

That was the entire point of the LAN, to play games. Then someone brought the alchohol :angry:

Are you sure you went to a LAN???

I think so, there are a lot of computers and they are all connected.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Sounds more like the best LAN ever, if you ask me.

 

[HunterSeeker]

Sounds more like the best LAN ever, if you ask me.

Well at least we have managed to get the internet to worth in this one...

 

[SLH]

I think so, there are a lot of computers and they are all connected.

Yeah, i was only joking.


Alcohol in moderation is (can be) great with (certain) computer games.

 

[PvtRyan]

Alcohol, presence of girls and puking, I'm not entirely following your negativity.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Are you sure you went to a LAN???

good question :E
find someone and have make out contests!

 

[HunterSeeker]

good question :E
find someone and have make out contests!

Not enough girls to make it worthwhile suggesting, sorry.

 

[OmegaX]

That guy always seems to show up

 

[Icarus]

I don't understand what is so bad about this "LAN", you are at...

Find a girl, and make out at someone elses feet..

Oh, almost forgot, alcohol consumption is also a good idea.

 

[h00dlum]

im under the influence of alcholo right now....fiafiä

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Sounds more like the best LAN ever, if you ask me.

Agreed. And the fact that you don't drink, but the women do, is a plus ;]

 

[Zeus]

This is what you don't want to do at a lan party

(save target as)


http://gprime.net/media.php/video/dealingwithcheaters.wmv

 

[SLH]

Always remember - drinking increases a woman's sex drive.

All you need is an 8-pack of beer and a funnel!!

j/k

 

[HunterSeeker]

The women dont drink, only some guys do.

 

[Ikerous]

Perhaps if you were drinking
You would find it a lot more
Entertaining.

 

[SLH]

Perhaps if you were drinking
You would find it a lot more
Entertaining.

Everytime i read a post
written by you, i have
to stop myself reading
it as a poem.

 

[oldagerocker]

The lan sounds
Like a really good
one with lots of
ladies. Have fun.

 

[bliink]

I'm sure you can motivate them; "Hey.. get your hand off her chest and onto this Logitech MX300!!"

 

[Icarus]

I'm sure you can motivate them; "Hey.. get your hand off her chest and onto this Logitech MX300!!"

Don't be
a cockblock
let the poor guy
have fun.

 

[bliink]

Don't be
a cockblock
let the guys
have fun.

Why is everyone
talking like
this in some
strange poetic prose?

 

[CyberSh33p]

Don't be
a cockblock
let the poor guy
have fun.

you would be
wise to never
use the word
cockblock
again, thanks. :|

edit: fixed
for prose.

 

[HunterSeeker]

The girls are all playing mario cart for GG right now...

 

[Dr. Freeman]

The women dont drink, only some guys do.

if thats really what u think, then u haven't met very many women

Why is everyone
talking like
this in some
strange poetic prose?

because Ikerous watches too much of that show "Malcom in the Middle" in particular that kid in the wheel chair who has asthma which affects his conversations
i guess its contagious :O

 

[Icarus]

you would be
wise to never
use the word
cockblock
again, thanks. :|

Cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

The girls are all playing mario cart for GG right now...

So
go play
Mario Cart

 

[Gunner]

The women dont drink, only some guys do.

And I bet you anything it's the guys who are drinking who are getting sum'!

 

[Ikerous]

Weee, my style is catchin on
I knew you ppl secretly loved it.
Malcom in the Middle is good
That kid in the wheel chair bugs

The people that i know that drink
More than anyone else, are female

Cockblockers piss me off...
::has had bad experiences::

And I bet you anything it's the guys who are drinking who are getting sum'!

Well i konw its not the people
Sitting there playing lame lan games
That are getting any

How could anyone pick
Video games over making out :-/
Unless its half life two.
Than i would understand

 

[HunterSeeker]

Cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.


So
go play
Mario Cart

Not enough controllers

All the drunk guys went home right now. So wa are currently 6 guys and 4 girls (They are multiplying! I thought it was just 3 of them!).

I dont think any of them are single as well.

 

[Gunner]

You think that matters?

 

[Ikerous]

I dont think any of them are single as well.

So? : )

 

[HunterSeeker]

You think that matters?

It does I am a computer geek.

Computer geeks are not supposed to get sum until the age of 25.

Computer geeks cant steal someones girlfriend, its against the very reality.

 

[Ikerous]

25 You poor freak...
Thats a really long time
To go without ever doing stuff

I got head at like fourteen
And i'm a computer geek
Maybe its just gamers..
I'm more of a programmer
Than a gamer

 

[Tr0n]

It does I am a computer geek.

Computer geeks are not supposed to get sum until the age of 25.

Computer geeks cant steal someones girlfriend, its against the very reality.

That is a stereo type...I bet most of the people on these forums have got some before 18.

So go make out....now.

 

[Ikerous]

And if you cant find anyone
That will make out with you
This is why God gave us cousins.

 

[HunterSeeker]

That is a stereo type...I bet most of the people on these forums have got some before 18.

So go make out....now.

I fit that stereotype :frown:

And Iam also more into programming (I like gaming too a lot though).

Lol I could never imagine this thread changing topic to ppl telling me how to get girls.

And if you cant find anyone
That will make out with you
That is why God gave us cousins.

My female cousing is 7 year old.

 

[Ikerous]

My female cousing is 7 year old.

Sweeeet
Even better : )

Seven year olds are
Getting pretty crazy
Now a days