worst review ever

[<RJMC>]

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/godsgenerals/review.html

dam that looks awsome

 

[xLostx]

buying now!!!!11

 

[Beerdude26]

Hahahaha

This game comes close to donkey excrement

 

[Evo]

WOW! Looks...well words can't do it justice


Reviewed March 2003!! No wonder they were talkin about 'State of the art 3D Cards, 9700Pro and something else'

 

[bvasgm]

Hahahaha

This game comes close to donkey excrement

I'd rather play with the donkey excrement...

 

[Ennui]

wow, there's a game that brought the Awesome quotient of the industry down by 200%.

Luckily, HL2 arrived a few years later to bring it back up.

 

[Bait]

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html?q=big rigs

FTW.

 

[TheSomeone]

This one is even worse: http://pc.ign.com/articles/582/582748p1.html

"More scrutinizing players will realize that in addition to shooting things both close and far and reloading, the game also sometimes necessitates that other buttons be pressed."

The user reviews are hilarious too:

http://rr.pc.ign.com/rr/718442/021/021202.html
"Lasting Appeal
This game is a perfect sequel to a pefect game that does not need a sequel.I will be playing bothe games simultaneously till the day i die or the day they do anthor sequil."

"Sound
I cant remember playing a game that caputers the peace and quit of the out doors more than this game."

My personal review:
http://a.1asphost.com/EmmDoubleEw/varminthunter.jpg

 

[Bait]

Press the ****ing R key to reload, dumb ass.

Yea, I saw that game on store shelves a while back. I'm pretty sure that was a bullet point on the back.

 

[TheSomeone]

Yea, I saw that game on store shelves a while back. I'm pretty sure that was a bullet point on the back.

 

[Bait]

This is just a hoot......

You may also like:

1. Half-Life 2 (PC)
2. Battlefield 1942 (PC)
3. Half-Life (PC)
4. Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos (PC)
5. DOOM 3 (PC)


Top upcoming games in this genre:

1. Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter (X360)
2. SOCOM 3: U.S. Navy Seals (PS2)
3. Star Wars Battlefront II (Xbox)
4. Star Wars Battlefront II (PS2)
5. Unreal Tournament 2007 (X360)

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

lol big rigs review is classic, gods and generals review was a funny read as well

 

[Space Farm]

Big Rigs is badass!

 

[MiccyNarc]

Regarding Varmint hunter.
http://rr.pc.ign.com/rr/718442/021/021684.html

 

[JellyWorld]

Regarding Varmint hunter.
http://rr.pc.ign.com/rr/718442/021/021684.html

Was he being sarcastic or is he just plain dumb?

 

[Lucid]

Regarding Varmint hunter.
http://rr.pc.ign.com/rr/718442/021/021684.html

That's a nice review, actually.

 

[ríomhaire]

OMG it's better than BIG RIGS!

 

[CyberPitz]

NO! NOTHING IS BETTER THAN BIGRIGS
Rim-Fire, take it back.

 

[ríomhaire]

NO! NOTHING IS BETTER THAN BIGRIGS
Rim-Fire, take it back.

I'm sorry, you're right. I mean YOU'RE WINNER!

 

[Bait]

I'm sorry, you're right. I mean YOU'RE WINNER!

Don't piss him off. He might start going around in circles backward and accelerate infinitely. You wouldn't want to be around when that happens, now do you?

 

[The Monkey]

I actually feel like buying it, just to see if it's really that bad.

 

[Bait]

I actually feel like buying it, just to see if it's really that bad.

Ooooooorrrr...... you could send me the $.35 it's worth to me so I can buy some candy instead.

 

[bryanf445]

My personal review:
http://a.1asphost.com/EmmDoubleEw/varminthunter.jpg

hmm i remember reading this awhile back, you must have posted it or something. Quite funny though

 

[bryanf445]

grr anyone know where to get a demo for any one of these games? I really want to try it out

 

[TheSomeone]

hmm i remember reading this awhile back, you must have posted it or something. Quite funny though

Damn, sharp memory, that must have been in my < 200 posts.

 

[Vegeta897]

Atleast it has dynamic shadows.

Loved the video review on Gamespot. Especially the part about the white thing, rofl.

 

[Jintor]

I've seen worse. One of the best ones was a game called heist, and the editor of the magazine looked at it and said 'Do you realise heist is an anagram for shite?' and, well...