TheSomeone
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3 weeks ago I was at a friends house and he was writing informal essay for english on "how you approached Faulkner's Sound and the Fury."
I jokingly told him to put sexual innuendo in the essay (teacher is mildly attractive
), but he didn't.
When he went to the bathroom I added this sentence:
"I was pleasured by the multiple climaxes of the story and the firm, well-rounded plot"
And made [these changes] to another sentence:
"When Jason [and his stiffy] drove past Caddy [and her boobs]"
My goal was for him to notice them when he proofread it and have a good laugh.
Today, he comes to me during lunch and slaps me in the back of the head:
thesomeone: wtf???
He shows me the essay, THE TEACHER HAD GRADED IT WITH MY CHANGES XD. Next to "jason and his stiffy" she even wrote "Textual evidence?"
This was way more lighthearted than it may seem, we were both laughing (so was everyone else at the table). Not only did the teacher actually grade the paper rather than ask him about this, but she didn't even put it past him to write this XD. When he talked to her about me making the changes, she said "Oh, I thought you were trying to mimic faulkner's stream of consciousness, but now it makes more sense."
Naturally I did what any decent human being would do and went and talked to the teacher myself, apologizing for my immature behavior. It went down very well and I got to know her (I have another teacher).
In the end we were both laughing our asses off, he'll be turning in another draft on monday.
I jokingly told him to put sexual innuendo in the essay (teacher is mildly attractive
), but he didn't.When he went to the bathroom I added this sentence:
"I was pleasured by the multiple climaxes of the story and the firm, well-rounded plot"
And made [these changes] to another sentence:
"When Jason [and his stiffy] drove past Caddy [and her boobs]"
My goal was for him to notice them when he proofread it and have a good laugh.
Today, he comes to me during lunch and slaps me in the back of the head:
thesomeone: wtf???
He shows me the essay, THE TEACHER HAD GRADED IT WITH MY CHANGES XD. Next to "jason and his stiffy" she even wrote "Textual evidence?"
This was way more lighthearted than it may seem, we were both laughing (so was everyone else at the table). Not only did the teacher actually grade the paper rather than ask him about this, but she didn't even put it past him to write this XD. When he talked to her about me making the changes, she said "Oh, I thought you were trying to mimic faulkner's stream of consciousness, but now it makes more sense."
Naturally I did what any decent human being would do and went and talked to the teacher myself, apologizing for my immature behavior. It went down very well and I got to know her (I have another teacher).
In the end we were both laughing our asses off
, he'll be turning in another draft on monday.
