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Ryanair To Provide Free Oral Sex To Business Class Passengers

Ryanair boss Michael O?Leary has flown into a storm after boasting about low fares and free sex on a new service.

The airline chief told a stunned audience that his Transatlantic business fliers would pay between ?3,160 and ?3,950 for ?beds and blowjobs?.
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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/41519/Blow-cost-airline-jet-chief-in-free-sex-pledge/

I'm booking a flight and if they reneg on the deal I'm suing for false advertising ..and if they make good on their deal well then, I'll soon rack up frequent flyer miles :naughty:

* the above scenario is contingent on me being single which I'm not but it's good to daydream, makes the day go by faster
 
It's just a term for "maximal comfort". You don't actually get blowjobs on the plane.

Reminds me of "The Opening Of Misty Beethoven" though lol
 
I do not see anything wrong with this at all.

Infact the other airlines need to start taking notes.
 
Beerdude26 said:
It's just a term for "maximal comfort". You don't actually get blowjobs on the plane.

Reminds me of "The Opening Of Misty Beethoven" though lol
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I dont know ...

An airline spokesman yesterday confirmed O?Leary?s comments. He said: ?The working title for the business class service is ?Beds and Blowjobs?.?
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His comments shocked Anja Seugling, Ryanair?s sales and marketing manager for Germany, Switzerland and Austria, who was translating his answers.

She began to choke on her glass of water when O?Leary asked: ?Surely you have a word for blowjobs in German??
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zombieturtle: I spelt it incorrectly:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/renege
 
this cant be real. *books flight*

-dodo
 
?3,000 is an expensive blowjob.

It would have to be the bestest blowjob ever.
 
So you can't like, just turn up at the airport to get sucked off? I don't wanna travel. :(

VirusType2 said:
Shit. Your mom charges double that
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OH U
 
The one question the burns the very depths of my soul is:

Would the promise of a blowjob get BA onto a plane, fool?
 
nah only milk, chicken, chlorofome, rohipnol and cookies get BA on a plane.

-dodo
 
Damn it. I should have booked Ryanair for my holiday next week.
 
I wonder if they'll have a menu

"I'll have a blond swede with a side of big boobs and nice ass"



and for Vageta:

"I'll have a tall blond swede with blue eyes strong jaw and mustache"
 
Maybe Ryanair should fly to airports that are actually near places.
 
the article said:
But one family campaigner stormed: ?Whether Mr O?Leary was joking or not, he should not be talking about an airline as if it?s some kind of cheap brothel. Many people will be offended by the coarse remark, especially family people.?
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Family people will only be offended because their nether regions shriveled and died long ago when his wife forced the wedding ring around his placid and unresistant cock.

In short, typical of frustrated virgins and celibates to see something innately awesome and rage at it.
 
**** that, I could hire a hooker to fly with me for a fraction of the price and get everything.
 
I want the job of examing candidate stewardesses.
 
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