WTF is going on?

[Icarusintel]

The coffee maker at the office where i work sounds like a jet engine, and i'm not sure what's going on, what do you think?

 

[Crushenator 500]

I think it's broken.. lol

 

[TIIMMYY]

Get out of there, its gonna blow!

 

[Vegeta897]

You are simply working with the latest of Coffee techonology, now with hyper-threading.

 

[cabbs]

if your coffee machine is making wierd noises, it might be a problem with the processor, or it might just be the fan. or the hard drive. Try hitting it with a claw hammer.

 

[Shodan]

Press control-alt-delete and end the coffee machine if it isn't responding.

It may be a network error, try pinging the coffee machine to see if there is a local CoffeeNet error.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Sounds like a malfunction with the flux capacitor!

 

[Icarusintel]

Press control-alt-delete and end the coffee machine if it isn't responding.

what if it locks up my office?

 

[Pesmerga]

Most useless thread, ever.

 

[Shodan]

what if it locks up my office?

Try rebooting the office, if the problem persists, contact your office vendor.

 

[Shamrock]

Sounds like a malfunction with the flux capacitor!

Doc, you crazy.

How do I get Back to the Future then?

 

[CrazyHarij]

Sounds like a malfunction with the flux capacitor!

Maybe it needs more jiggawatts!

 

[Dekstar]

Give it a strepsil

 

[joule]

Have you tried this?

Also, what operating office are you using?

 

[A True Canadian]

You'd think they'd have a quieter means of bringing water to a boil these days...

 

[Icarusintel]

Have you tried this?

Also, what operating office are you using?

damn, help is useless... no surprise there

 

[Asknoone]

Its making coffee. Super, duper coffee.

 

[evil^milk]

go take a close look at the coffee maker but get cover, it could blow up

 

[Crushenator 500]

Sounds like a malfunction with the flux capacitor!

Well whatever it is, he better not let it hit 88!

 

[Razor]

The coffee maker at the office where i work sounds like a jet engine, and i'm not sure what's going on, what do you think?

Does it still make coffee though?

 

[Icarusintel]

Does it still make coffee though?

i think so, but i'm afraid to try... should i?

 

[Shodan]

Does it still make coffee though?

Nah, it just travels in time, keeping people awake.

 

[Razor]

i think so, but i'm afraid to try... should i?

Does it rattle and shake your just stare menacingly at you making a noise?

 

[Icarusintel]

Does it rattle and shake your just stare menacingly at you making a noise?

well, when i went in i think it was napping, so i quickly grabbed a cup of coffee and left.... maybe it's dead, or maybe.... IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Fliko]

Its haunted?
I'd think a nice clean with the pressurized air, through the fans and processer. Maybe a new processer fan, and some of that weird cooling stuff for processers. Watch for the Blue Screen of Death though, I've heard that can make rather, blue coffee full of poison.

 

[baron insig]

boes it bounce,

sellotape it to the desh before u use it, might fix it

or get u a harsh glare from boss either way fun

 

[outpost]

If your going to overclock it you need cold water cooling, not hot! Pfttt newbs

 

[Ennui]

the reactor engine is most likely unstable. you should know better than to run a coffee machine while going warp seven!!11111

 

[baron insig]

Maybe id you use the central heating element in reverse polarisation you can cause a negative cooling reaction which will counteract the cooling of the coffee and cause it to zap

lotsa fun making coffee..........

 

[Dumb Dude]

Are you nuts! Throw it out the window before it kills somebody!

 

[xLostx]

30 seconds until explosion.

 

[Razor]

One last question...

Is it large, about 10 - 15 feet long with a large rotating fan at one end and very hot air being forced out the other end?

 

[jabberwock95]

I figure three posibilities:

1. Someone installed a GeForce FX

2. You work for a company that designs jet engines

3. Someone remodulated the deflector dish to emit an inverse tachon pulse that will open a tear in subspace

But im sure its nothing to worry about.

 

[baron insig]

Ride it!!!!!!!!!!!! o yeh!!! i had the best idea

 

[Icarusintel]

I figure three posibilities:

1. Someone installed a GeForce FX

my god.... if that's true, not only am I f*cked, but we're ALL f*cked....

 

[Evo]

If it is a jet engine, as i believe it to be give it Red Bull. It gives Coffee Makers Wiiiiingssss! Then ride the Coffee Maker around the office

 

[Beerdude26]

If only Short Recoil was a coffee mechanic, he'd b*tchslap that coffee machine back to it's righteous place

 

[kirovman]

Prognosis: It going to kill you.

 

[Dalamari]

It's making loud noises to hide the bomb inside, I must stop it

**stops timer at 0:07**

Just in time, eh 007? **laughs**

 

[NeptuneUK]

its an FBI mind controlling device. why isnt it working?