WTF were they thinking...

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...when they named these damned towns / cities! And yes, they're 100% real (and verified I might add.)

Bigfoot, Texas, USA
Blow Me Down, Newfoundland, Canada
Bonanza, Colorado, USA
Celebration, FL, USA
Chicken, Alaska, USA
Climax, Michigan, USA
Crackpot, England
Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada
Cut and Shoot, Texas, USA
Dead Horse, Arkansas, USA
Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
Ding Dong, Texas, USA
Earth, Texas, USA
Egypt, Texas, USA
F**king, Austria
French Lick, Indiana, USA
Frostproof, Florida, USA
Gun Barrel City, Texas, USA
Half.com, Oregon, USA
Happy, Texas, USA
Hell, Michigan, USA
Holy Moses, Colorado, USA
Hot Coffee, Missouri, USA
Humansville, Missouri, USA
Hygiene, Colorado, USA
Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA Jot 'em Down, Texas, USA
Knockemstiff, Ohio, USA
Last Chance, Colorado, USA
Looneyville, Texas, USA
Mary's Igloo, Alaska, USA
Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona, USA
Nameless, Texas, USA
Needmore, Texas, USA
Ninety-Six, South Carolina, USA
North Pole, Alaska, USA
Nothing, Arizona, USA
Notrees, Texas, USA
Okay, Oklahoma, USA
Santa Claus, Indiana, USA
Shorter, Alabama, USA
Smackover, Arkansas, USA
Sopchoppy, Florida, USA
Study Butte, Texas, USA
Toad Suck, Arkansas, USA
Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico, USA
Two Egg, Florida, USA
Valentine, Texas, USA
Vulcan, Alberta, Canada
Waterproof, Louisiana, USA
Why, Arizona, USA

Wow... notice how a lot of them are located in Texas? :p
 
Living in F**king, Austria, now that'd be interesting.. :)
 
Hehe. My fave was probably Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada.

"Where do you live?"

"Dildo."
 
I guess they were thinking about what they named their town after.
 
Lol @ Bacon Sniffers.

Climax, Michigan's a good one too ^__~
 
LOL, Looneyville, that's great

but you left off Lake Titicaca in Peru.... if you know a little Spanish you might understand :D .... ahh memories of giggling in 7th grade Spanish class, back when I needed someone to explain it to me, hehe.
 
Spanish translation... hmm. Lake Breastshit? :D Am I close?!
 
halfway, umm i think you got the last part right... now you see what kind of stuff we're learning in school nowadays :D
 
Hmm.. Most of the odd names seem to be from Texas...


Stupid names = Texas, Bush = Texas. Coincidence? I think not. :)
 
Originally posted by Sn7
Hmm.. Most of the odd names seem to be from Texas...


Stupid names = Texas, Bush = Texas. Coincidence? I think not. :)

hey i'm from texas, are you calling me stupid too :)
besides, who doesn't want to live in a town called Happy, ah haha
 
Originally posted by Sn7
Hmm.. Most of the odd names seem to be from Texas...


Stupid names = Texas, Bush = Texas. Coincidence? I think not. :)

Yeah, Bush *is* a pretty stupid name isn't it... I mean... that's like... a PLANT, right?! WTF is up with that?

Haha... BUSH... BUSH... BUSH... it IS fun to say, though! Although, it doesn't get rid of the stupid... pshh... stupid bushels...
 
Lol. I noted too in the first post that lots of the odd ones are located in Texas ;). I thought about that BUSH thing, too, lmao.

Ya'know what they say, though; great minds think alike.
 
This reminds me of that "Bus trip" sequence from Beavis and Butthead Do America.

"Heheheh! Metitsee!"

Australia's got some cool place names. I've got a book full of them.
 
"Are there a lotta' sluts in Vegas?"

"HEH! HEH! Yeah! RULE!"

Funny-ass movie.

Post some of those Australian places names. I'm bored, need some shit to read to stay awake.
 
AHAHAHA! If you're serious, then that's possibly the worst name for a restaurant / inn / motel thing ever! LMAO
 
Okay then, here we go...

Mossiface
Gumly Gumly
Gurley
Gympie
Paraburdoo
Fyshwick
Dunedoo
Dookie
Thangool
Tweed Heads
Ubobo
Underbool
Walla Walla
Wagga Wagga
Quambatook
Ringarooma
Smeaton
Smiggin Holes
Sodwalls
Stoodley
Strathbogie

Not to mention Coober Pedy, which means "White Man in a Hole".:E
 
also, you forgot:

embarrass, mn
peculiar, mo
joe, montana (for the football fans)
 
nice job hammer, not only did i touch that, but you hurt them also.
 
Originally posted by Lil' Timmy
nice job hammer, not only did i touch that, but you hurt them also.

Dont get it...i have a restraining order so no you cant touch that :D
 
well, i wish you had told me that before!
four goddamn words!! INCARCERATED!!
 
i used to live near hell MI....i remember one time my grandparents were coming to visit us...

my grandpa got lost and called us from a bar....


"Im stuck at bar in hell"

'how the hell can you get lost in hell"

immortal words..... ill tell that story to my kids some day.


hell freezes over every winter btw
 
Lol, that's a pretty funny story crabcakes.

That is gonna' be a good one to tell your kids some day.
 
I live in Michigan. Yeh, some strange places here... And Crab, I never thought of it like that. Hell actually does freeze over! So I guess all those people that say "When Hell freezes over" only got till the end of Fall.

* Mitoboy puts on his winter coat then wraps himself in a thick blanket.

I hate the cold.
 
Originally posted by Sn7
Hmm.. Most of the odd names seem to be from Texas...


Stupid names = Texas, Bush = Texas. Coincidence? I think not. :)

Stupid comments=stupid logic=stupid Sn7?

I think so.
 
Originally posted by Sn7
Only in canada, would you find that..


Damn bacon sniffers!!

More like only in Newfoundland, god damn weirdo's.
 
Originally posted by phantomdesign
Stupid comments=stupid logic=stupid Sn7?

I think so.

rgr that.......if anyone knows texas.... they would know its actaully one the better southern states, well parts of it atleast.



if you want to make fun of a southern state.....make fun of Tennesee or missippi...or alabama or louisiana.....or georgia
 
There's a place near us called "Land Of Nod". I thought the sign was fake when I first saw it, but my bro knows someone who lives there.

I wish I lived in the Land Of Nod.
 
I have been laughing so hard at this thread.

Originally posted by crabcakes66
hell freezes over every winter btw

Really? W00t! Half-Life 2 and Duke Nukem Forever this christmas!
 
LMAO.

Wasn't DN:Forever supposed to come out when pigs can fly, instead of when hell freezes over? That's just what I heard.
 
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