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http://deltabluesquadron.com/wordpr...r-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers/

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father?s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing ?Halo? on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
 
man kids today have really ****ed up priorities:


the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

what the hell is wrong with them?
 
Maybe they thought they were achievement whores.
 
What, you thought I came up with that by myself? :P
 
Halo over Disneyland any day.

Aaah, the joys of being 13.
 
That's how I want to raise my kids. The only thing missing is some drugs and rock 'n roll.
 
Why does the thread which reposts an item of news always end up lasting longer than the original thread?
 
i think hl2.net is a pretty cool guy. eh hatez logic and doesn't afraid of anything.
 
Sounds like me at 13

Wait

Sounds like me at 19, too
 
Playing Halo with a hooker would be an absolutely awesome thing to do.

Damn, now I want to do it :/
 
Stupid kids. Why didn't they just do both at once?
 
Can't get so many kills while you're having a blowjob. I've tried. Doesn't work.
 
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