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Mr.Reak

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Every time I see him, I want to sex him in every way possible, he is so damn hot and he is 41! Jesus... anyway

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/artic...7/entertainment2029EST0148.DTL&type=printable

Hollywood glamour couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have split, Pitt's longtime publicist confirmed Friday.

"We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate," the couple said in a joint statement released by Pitt's publicist Cindy Guagenti. "For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any speculation reported by the tabloid media. This decision is the result of much thoughtful consideration."

The couple didn't indicate if they planned to file for divorce, and Guagenti declined to comment beyond the statement, which also said, "We happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another."

The separation, first reported on People magazine's Web site, comes 41/2 years after the pair's Malibu wedding and after months of speculation that their marriage was in trouble.

In their statement, they asked for the public's "sensitivity in the coming months."

Aniston has recently been photographed in public without her diamond-studded wedding ring, according to People, although the magazine said the couple had spent the New Year's weekend together on the Caribbean island of Anguilla with Aniston's former "Friends" co-star Courteney Cox and her husband, actor David Arquette.

Pitt, 41, and Aniston, 35, have been together since being set up on a blind date in 1998. They were married in a lavish wedding on July 29, 2000, on a Malibu estate overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Some 200 people attended the event, which included four bands, a gospel choir, fireworks and tens of thousands of flowers.

Part of Pacific Coast Highway was shut down to accommodate the influx of guests, which included actress Cameron Diaz and most of Aniston's "Friends" co-stars. Media reports at the time pegged the event's cost at $1 million. It was the first marriage for both.

Until rumors began swirling that they were about to split, there were near-constant tabloid rumors that Aniston was pregnant. The actress had told People in 2002 that she and Pitt eventually wanted to start a family.

"Absolutely it will happen but probably not for a while," she said at the time.

Since their wedding they have been touted not only as one of Hollywood's most glamorous couples but also one of the film industry's most powerful. They are co-owners of the Plan B production company with producer Brad Grey, who earlier this week was hired to replace Sherry Lansing as head of the Paramount studio.

Aniston is perhaps the most recognizable star of "Friends," the ensemble show that concluded a 10-year run last year as one of television's highest-rated comedies. She also has starred in such films as "Along Came Polly," "Bruce Almighty" and "The Good Girl." Her father is veteran soap opera actor John Aniston.

Pitt, long one of Hollywood' most bankable film stars, is currently seen in "Ocean's Twelve." Other film credits include "Ocean's Eleven," "Fight Club," "Meet Joe Black," "Seven Years in Tibet," "Sleepers," "12 Monkeys," "Legends of the Fall," "A River Runs Through It" and "Thelma & Louise."
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Oh well, by the way, here are boobies of Aniston, by some paparazzi.

NWS
OH NO THINK OF CHILDREN, NO BOOBIES!
NWS
 
The sad thing is that i tried 3 different programs to try to open the Aniston boobie pic... :D
 
Whats up with the sex link, you better take it off .
 
Sir I must ask that you take the inappropriate link off of your post lest I do it for you. This forum is for both young and old to enjoy without fear of being exposed to obscene content. You see this title under my name? Yea that's right I'm a Content Writer. That means I can... well I can't really do anything to you since I'm not a moderator.... but I can go tell on you!

No but really, come on you know things like that aren't allowed so since you probably can't edit your post now due to the time limit you could voluntarily fetch a mod to do it for you. If you can still edit it though, I'd go ahead and edit it out. You're a fairly involved member here and this would be a sad reason to get banned or something.
 
But it's not just boobies.. it's Aniston's boobies :(
 
Mr.Reak said:
But it's not just boobies.. it's Aniston's boobies :(
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u know the staff here won't tolerate that link, yet u posted it anyway...hmm.. did u want to get banned or did u just have a brain cramp?
 
Dr. Freeman said:
u know the staff here won't tolerate that link, yet u posted it anyway...hmm.. did u want to get banned or did u just have a brain cramp?
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But but.. Aniston's... ;(
 
Mr.Reak said:
But but.. Aniston's... ;(
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yeah...i smell a ban.
Mr. Reak u always post interesting stuff but that won't stop the staff from doing what they have to.

piece of advice, please, if not for ur own sake, for the sake of the pple who read ur rants and stuff, edit the post and get rid of that link :(

edit: gj Reak :)
 
Aniston, awwwww.:D

*Cough*PM me the link too*Cough*
 
Free at last, free at last, thanks God Almighty, we're free at last!
 
I think Reak is Bisexual, cause he has a girlfriend, and he likes Anistons boobies.
 
Brad Pitt's a really cool actor! Sad for him...
 
Man, that was potentially the only thing this thread had going for it >_<

Oh well, I'm sure Jennifer's boobies and Brad's pecs will find happiness elsewhere.
 
Dr. Freeman said:
yeah...i smell a ban.
Mr. Reak u always post interesting stuff but that won't stop the staff from doing what they have to.

piece of advice, please, if not for ur own sake, for the sake of the pple who read ur rants and stuff, edit the post and get rid of that link :(

edit: gj Reak :)
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It was a pair of tits, chill man and stop telling users what they can/can't do, your not a mod. I've painted worse than that and posted it on this forum and nobody has complained.
 
Sir I must ask that you take the inappropriate link off of your post lest I do it for you. This forum is for both young and old to enjoy without fear of being exposed to obscene content.
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Newsflash: we're on a fansite of an M rated game, it's pretty safe to say no one is offended by it, in contrary I believe. ;)
 
PvtRyan said:
Newsflash: we're on a fansite of an M rated game, it's pretty safe to say no one is offended by it, in contrary I believe. ;)
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I won't be offended by Jennifer Aniston's boobies, not even when she shows them to me personally. And to add to that: why is it that no-one made a mention yet about JA being on the market again. She is pretty hot.
 
kingthebadger said:
no honestly, you guys would like to screw brad pitt? roflmao
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I think I speak for everyone when I say yes, yes we would.
 
Awesome they broke up? Now i got a chance with Jen again...oh right i dont :( Brad Pitt is a god tbh...who wouldnt want him?
 
Shakermaker said:
And to add to that: why is it that no-one made a mention yet about JA being on the market again. She is pretty hot.
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Perhaps because none of us here will ever meet Ms. Aniston, let alone have sex with her. More's the pity.

This news was on the front cover of The Sun today. That made me angry. "The Sun: Why report ACTUAL news?"
 
Ah, c'mon Gorgon - get a bit more open-minded. Brad's a dream boat.
 
el Chi said:
Ah, c'mon Gorgon - get a bit more open-minded. Brad's a dream boat.
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Yes, a nightmare dream boat...
 
The Dark Elf said:
It was a pair of tits, chill man and stop telling users what they can/can't do, your not a mod. I've painted worse than that and posted it on this forum and nobody has complained.
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Weren't you the guy that complained about someone posting about a problem he had with his penis though?


Oh and everyone, DarkElf says it is fine to post topless women, so let's see those pictures :cheese:


Edit: but doesn't that go against this forum rule though?

Pornography

The forum is a place for people of all ages, and this includes a large proportion of people under the age of 18. Due to this fact, any type of pornography is not permitted on the forums as it is actually illegal for us to have links to pornography on our forums; likewise it is illegal for minors to view such material. Anybody seen to be posting pornography will at first be given a warning. Repeat offenders will be banned.
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So, Mr Reak should be given a formal warning, and any repeat of him posting pictures, should result in his termination.

edit2: that also brings up the problem of your artwork Darkelf, seeing that the majority is pornagraphic in nature.
 
Mr.Reak said:
The separation, first reported on People magazine's Web site, comes 41/2 years after the pair's Malibu wedding and after months of speculation that their marriage was in trouble.
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Was it an arranged marriage?

Thats a long time to be married :O
 
The Dark Elf said:
It was a pair of tits, chill man and stop telling users what they can/can't do, your not a mod. I've painted worse than that and posted it on this forum and nobody has complained.
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did u actually check out the link?
i can honestly tell u it was much more than "a pair of tits"
guess i should have used the report button huh? i am sure that would have made everyone happy considering how well liked Mr. Reak is..

whatever.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Was it an arranged marriage?

Thats a long time to be married :O
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I think it was more of an arranged marriage, but i do think there was some love there.
 
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