Y'know something...

Mellish

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I've noticed something on hl2.net. There's no actual gay members. I think there's a few bi's but no actual gays. If you are gay, come out of the closet for us now :p.
 
So, is this your coming out thread then?
 
Yes, I'm feeling quite cheery right now actually
 
I'm gay for The Brick, but in a totally heterosexual way.
 
Go to myspace or facebook if you want to hunt down gay people.
 
We may not have gays, but I doubt there are many sites where a member outed themselves as a dragon fetishist.
 
We may not have gays, but I doubt there are many sites where a member outed themselves as a dragon fetishist.

Whether this is about a person here or not, the forum I used to go to before I came here had some Furry/Dragon dude. He was actually on G4 when they did a bit on a furry convention or something and the host asked him if he could make a dragon roar or something. It was horrifying.


We also had a gay member who whenever he posted pictures of himself he was always missing either his shirt, or all of his ****ing clothes with maybe a shampoo bottle placed cleverly so it was still within the rules.
 
I've noticed something on hl2.net. There's no actual gay members. I think there's a few bi's but no actual gays. If you are gay, come out of the closet for us now :p.

What the f*ck makes you think people want to tell you?
 
*breaks trough door*
*<RJMC> enters covered in a flashy green color clothes whit a big hat and 2 others persons dressed the same way*

me: no one expects the venezuelan inquisition! our mission is to find the blasphemers and make then enjoy a good time

number2: eh shouldnt we do the oposite? make them suffer?

me: shut up I am the one that give orders here!,so you are gay? lets catch him!

*inquisition aprehends gay menber*

me: so you are a man who likes man eh? well prepared to get so many manlynes as you can imagine,number2,number3, get naked and dance around him in erotic way

number3: no way in hell I will do that!

me: do you still want to be part of this noble organization eh? or you want me to send you to the chave's marchs?

number3: ok ok goddamed!

number2: I hope my wife dont find out about this

*both men get naked and dance in erotic way around gay menber,gay menber enjoys*

me: so you want to stop eh? you think you got enough?

number2: I think he dont want it to stop

me: shut it! we will make this worse!*get naked* now grab this jars of honey and pour them into your body and rub him

number2: I think we are not doing what the institutions like us are supposed to do

me: shut it and pour more honey! no one expects the venezuelan inquisition!*keeps dancing and pouring honey*
 
Im supergay, you cant even grasp the very gayness of my gayness, its so gay you cant even understand it, its like...you see it and you go "wow, that guy is pretty gay" but you dont understand exacly how gay i really am because you just dont get it.


No, im not gay.
 
There is something wrong with you RJMC.

I like it.
 
I think that RJMC is amazingly intelligent in Venezuela. It just doesn't translate so well.

Also, yeah, I edited. Cry some more.
 
RJMC made me cry with glee.

Also, I'm gay. No, really.

For KM.
 
Sometimes I wonder if being gay would be easier...
 
Personally I've never particularly understood why having a penchant for being brought to fruition by a member of the same chromosome set constitutes anything more than group masturbation at the end of the day tbh. Categorization of any kind tends to lead to stereotypes imho, and stereotypes are the cornerstone of social conformity. When you find your identity is being sold to you by lifestyle magazines, and you've actively bought into stereotypical tropes, it's time to wonder where you're going tbh, and whether you are truly being yourself, or living someone elses approximation of what you should be. To say you prefer X over Y is to actually distance yourself from the person and intimacy. I don't love Kate because she is a girl. I love Kate because she is Kate and her very presence moves me and attracts me, anything else is just noise.
 
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