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[CptStern]

US Patent & Trademark Office:

Patent for:
A pulsed gravitational wave wormhole generator system that teleports a human being through hyperspace from one location to another.

:O


http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph...122.PGNR.&OS=DN/20060071122&RS=DN/20060071122

 

[mindless_moder]

clarky has been up to no good ....

 

[Remus]

OK I want one of them things how much is it ?

 

[Llama]

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wtf

 

[kirovman]

Damn, they got to the patent office before I could D:

I'll just have to invent a corkscrew-mp3 player instead.

 

[Ennui]

roflwhat?!

 

[Venmoch]

Patent for:
A pulsed gravitational wave wormhole generator system that teleports a human being through hyperspace from one location to another.

Oh no no no. I've played this game before. I'm not going to be responsible for unleasing a large amount of hellspawn.

 

[clarky003]

Rofl, they probably have tested the thing on squirrels and stuff. If it really works that would screw over the transport industry for sure .

Who wouldn't want to see what its like to step into an area of compressed space time.

 

[Remus]

LMAO at the story how the guy got the idea to make this teleportation device.

BTW have you guys seen the patent for the perpetual motion machine?:cheese:

 

[clarky003]

Hey I wouldn't diss anything until you've watched this documentary.

http://www.archive.org/details/It_Runs_On_Water

 

[Llama]

That isnt perpetual motion though. Its ****ing good, but not ever lasting.

 

[clarky003]

Your right it isn't, but some people still think it is. It just means you can coax nature into giving you more energy than you as the operator have to physically put in.. so refining that may someday lead to machines that can self power for hundreds of years or centurys without needing major maintenance.

 

[Ennui]

What cat?



... i had to say it

 

[Remus]

What cat?



... i had to say it

LOL good one. Personally when I hear of teleportation I always think of that movie with the fly.

 

[CrazyHarij]

needs more jiggawatts!

 

[Ennui]

needs more jiggawatts!

rofl, that's fabulous

 

[short recoil]

He's going on about bloody chakra points in one bit i'm sure, calling them "k fields"
Basically from that i can see it is a load of shit.

 

[Shamrock]

needs more jiggawatts!

Greatest trilogy ever.

Greatest movies ever.

 

[Remus]

He's going on about bloody chakra points in one bit i'm sure, calling them "k fields"
Basically from that i can see it is a load of shit.

Yeah, saw that too. He first referred to it as the human energy field or something like that. If I'm not mistaking this is a common belief in many alternative healing techniques like therapeutic touch. What a load of BS:cheese:

 

[kirovman]

"Great Scott lol"

 

[sinkoman]

Hmm, reading this over, I thought this actually made sense.

The whole "granite obelisks" thing kinda made me call BS.

That the the whole thing Shortrecoil brought up.