You know you play too much Half Life when......

[Skaadi]

In the Warning Signs That You may Be A Halflife2.net Addict thread Jintor said there should be a thread like this.

So, due to the cold that is driving me insane......

1. You hunt down people whom you suspect may be combine and attack them with a crowbar.

 

[15357]

I think this is the wrong forum....


#2. You go killing police officers/soldiers and picking up weapons from their corpses.

 

[G-Dub]

You see these "you know you play too much half life" threads too much.

 

[Skaadi]

Wrong forum? Dammit! Bah, it'll get moved then....

 

[The Monkey]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60083

But that was closed so I guess this is OK.

 

[15357]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60083

But that was closed so I guess this is OK.

hell, that went to 1116!!!

 

[Skaadi]

Good to revive the old threads sometimes. Let's see if we can come up with something new, if that's even possible with the amazing amount of posts on the previous one.

 

[jondy]

Good to revive the old threads sometimes. Let's see if we can come up with something funny.

Corrected

 

[Pesmerga]

ATTENTION WHORE

And for the love of god, man, shorten your god damn location info.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

#3 When you want people to follow you, you "use" them. :naughty:
#4 You have an aresenal of deadly weaponry magically stored up your ass.
#5 You find tight orange spandex to be stylish and comfortable.

 

[Sulkdodds]

#6. You throw cans at people, for no reason.
#7. You get tired when your flashlight batteries are running low.

 

[Jintor]

#8. You can only sprint for as long as your bateries last.

 

[LittleB]

9. You call your toaster "DOG" and you throw crates at it.

 

[Greatgat]

#10. Stuffing a person in a trashcan seems like a perfectly acceptable social endeavour.
#11. Laughing when the person you just threw with a magical grabbey thing bounces off the walls is just fine.
#12. Shining a flashlight on a woman's ass and "zooming" in isn't sexual harrassment.
#13. No one notices when you zip around a room while people are talking and randomly cast your eyes and head around in a pyschotic fashion.

 

[xLostx]

#14. You start carrying an aresenal of weapons and kill multiple people and creatures a day and not go to jail.

 

[Greatgat]

#15. You can go three days without drinking, eating, or defacting without dying.
#16. Spending 10 years asleep just doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
#17. Big Brother statements in trainstations comfort you. (Sorry London.)
#18 The thought of 50 foot tall beings of ultimate destruction sound "Really cool."

 

[DreadLord]

#18 The thought of 50 foot tall beings of ultimate destruction sound "Really cool."

You realize a 50 foot tall building would be less than four stories right? That's your average office building in a small town..

 

[Greatgat]

You realize a 50 foot tall building would be less than four stories right? That's your average office building in a small town..

Well, how tall were the goddamned striders then? Seemed like fifty feet or so. I'm trying to contribute to the thread!

 

[Pesmerga]

No, Striders were more like 450-550 ft high.

 

[DreadLord]

No, Striders were more like 450-550 ft high.

QFT!!1

 

[15357]

No, Striders were more like 450-550 ft high.

actually, they were about 4 ~ 6 stories tall. Go play Follow Freeman.

 

[DreamThrall]

Go play Follow Freeman.

qfpwnage

 

[Smoke]

These threads are spam magnets for spam whores who do nothing all day but spam while eating spam :|

- on a side note

#19- You attempt to "recharge" using a drinks machine.

 

[Pulse]

#20- You see someone get hit by a car, and instead of helping them you stand there and proclaim "Nice ragdoll!"

 

[sinkoman]

#21) You carry a keyboard around with you so you can "noclip" if you get stuck.

 

[Kitfox]

22) You use the phrase "It's probably not a problem... probably" in daily conversation.
23) When you being to sound like the Gman.
24) You look like the Gman after playing half-life/half-life2 for 4 week straight.

 

[Ennui]

25) You say "y" before you talk to anyone.

 

[Jintor]

26) You don't have feet.
27) A HUD suddenly appears in your glasses.

 

[Pulse]

#28- You run around a childrens play area randomly hurling cinder blocks and then start to nudge the swings with your chest, while you gaze in awe at their physics.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

`29: you build an underground bunker, tap bush on the shoulder and tell him to act like breen then hire hundreds of people to research stuff for you, build a teleport and a grav gun

 

[Jintor]

30) You get ropes and pull down TV's.