You May Be Obsessed with TF2 When...

[(SGA) Doctorwho]

1. You quote the Meet the Class movies.

2.. To write an essay you repeatedly smack the paper with your pen.

3. If you get a bad grade you accuse your teacher of being a spy.

4. You get detention for attempting to spy check said teacher.

5. You attempt to backstab people in real life.

6. Others that play the game shout you are on fire.

7. The only friends you still have are on steam.

8. You have the TF2 theme set as your ringtone.

9. You walk up to people in hard hats and say "Need a Dispenser here".

10. You want paintball versions of your favorite in-game weapons.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

11. You win a football match, the proceed to hunt down and kill the entire opposition team with a machete after the final whistle.

 

[giant384]

2.. To write an essay you repeatedly smack the paper with your pen.

3. If you get a bad grade you accuse your teacher of being a spy.

4. You get detention for attempting to spy check said teacher.

5. You attempt to backstab people in real life.

6. Others that play the game shout you are on fire.

errrr

 

[Sheepo]

I accuse people of being spys a lot, reference dispensers, and quote "meet the"s.

The list is bad btw

 

[V-Man339]

You send letters to the President about your new Iraq strategy "rocket jumping".

You wack your computer with a wrench thinking it will fix it/ upgrade it.

You think that they had way too many critical hits in WW2 (tracer rounds).

You think rocket launchers are capable of carrying four rockets at once.

You see every sandwich/beer brand label as Red/Blu.

You yell medic every time you get hurt.

You hear a beep and you immediatley take cover for fear of sentry guns.

You tell your class to get down when you think the teacher's laser pointer is an enemy sniper.

You try to carry an unmounted mini gun... and suceed.

You call for a medic to charge you once you obtain said minigun.

You get a virus and yell "Spies sappin mah PEE CEE!".

You think most guns can fire underwater.

 

[Overclock]

You have logged over 20 hours as every character.

 

[Nibwoddle]

When your train which you're taking to school is stuck at the station so you go outside and stand next to it in hope of it moving

When you steal your dad's briefcase and put it on your desk in attempt to gather his intelligence

When you go to Russia in hope of buying a minigun

When you think people will favour you if you hide behind an inflammable mask

When you build a secret tunnel as a place to store your dad's briefcases

Good god I lol'd

As did I.

 

[chimpmunk]

You get that tattoo

 

[danil1]

3. If you get a bad grade you accuse your teacher of being a spy.

7. The only friends you still have are on steam.

You send letters to the President about your new Iraq strategy "rocket jumping".

You wack your computer with a wrench thinking it will fix it/ upgrade it.

You tell your class to get down when you think the teacher's laser pointer is an enemy sniper.

BEST!

you start to hit the technician shouting spy! when you think he's trying to steal from you money.

you actually think that people will think that you are the person which is on your
paper mask.

you put up your hand watch against your face thinking you're invisible.

mine are weak compare to what I quoted but still ^^

 

[Iron_cube]

2 - 9 - 11 ftw

 

[Sheepo]

You bump into people in the street and immediately assume they're spies

 

[-Psy-]

I have the TF2 theme as my ringtone.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

i stopped playing tf2 and started playing wow

 

[V-Man339]

i stopped playing tf2 and started playing wow

That nightelf is a spy!

 

[Combine_Advisor]

That nightelf is a spy!

Umm...orc

 

[V-Man339]

Umm...orc

What's the freaking difference?
No, don't answer that, your nerd will rub off on me.
I'm a self respecting geek.

 

[Sheepo]

I have the TF2 theme as my ringtone.

I would actually like a TF2 ring tone. I really like the theme, and it would be nice for as long as I have a phone that can't play real songs. Hmmmm...

 

[f_combineftw]

-You go around and bonk fat people who are eating sandwiches

-You actually become one of the classes in real life

-You go into a hospital and start yelling "Charge me Docta!"

-You think every german medic sniffs medigun glue

-You think you can double jump of off buildings

-You think everyone that flicks cigarettes are spies taunting you

-You wait for your new achievements to arrive

 

[bbson john]

-You find this thread amusing

 

[Omnomnick]

-You call your friend a maggot.
-You begin a ho-down to cotton eyed joe.

 

[V-Man339]

-You call your friend a maggot.
-You begin a ho-down to cotton eyed joe.

I loled a lot.

If you think a cigarette case gives you the ability to use disguises.

If you think all weapons have the same ammunition.
Even melee weapons.

 

[(SGA) Doctorwho]

-When you try to convince your high school band to play the domination music when your team is winning in a football game.

-You attempt to get the in-game achievements in real life.

-When you die your headstone will say that: You Will Respawn in 20 seconds

-You arrive late to work, and when your boss asks why you blame lag.

-You refuse to answer your office phone because it's ring sounds like a sentry going off.

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

-Every time you hear a woman's voice on the intercom, you think it's time to start fighting random, unlucky people who wore the wrong colored clothing...

-You don't go to the funeral of anyone close to you because you're convinced they will respawn.

-You run over to every construction site you see and yell "Need a dispenser here!"

-You yell BOINK every time you hit a baseball, and then proceed to beat the living crap out of everyone in your path with the bat as you run the bases.

 

[Omnomnick]

-You go up behind fat Russian men and attempt to stab them in the back

 

[McGooTheWise]

-Your avatar is a tf2 character...

(O NO HE DIDN'T!)

 

[alehm]

After breaking up with your girlfriend you yell "CRY SOME MORE!"

 

[MorganFreeman911]

After breaking up with your girlfriend you yell "CRY SOME MORE!"

Best.

 

[Acepilotf14]

You make crappy 'you know when you're too obsessed when..' threads on a fan forum.

 

[V-Man339]

After breaking up with your girlfriend you yell "CRY SOME MORE!"

Best.

You make crappy 'you know when you're too obsessed when..' threads on a fan forum.

Oh screw off.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

You set fire to everyone you meet to see if there a spy

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

Whenever you're fatally wounded, you run towards the nearest party store, hoping to find blue or red beams of light that will heal you.

 

[Teisatsu]

....you're best friends with a fantastic Medic cosplayer.

 

[Eejit]

You occasionally greet people with the words "Snipin's a good job, mate".

 

[Overclock]

You wack your level 1 sentry till it becomes a level 3.

If ya' know what I'm sayin.

 

[Omnomnick]

:|


...you and your friends talk to each other in the accents of the classes

 

[average_d]

- You spend your free time devising ingenious ways to trap you best friends behind fences.

- You take offense to anyone who wears a t-shirt that is neither red nor blue.

- Your wardrobe includes outfits for all the TF2 classes

 

[Omnomnick]

You post in this thread

 

[Iron Kat]

All your clothes are either red or blue.

 

[(SGA) Doctorwho]

On your resume you have your TF2 records sheet

 

[Lizardizzle]

you make props from tf2 out of LEGOs