you silly gun loving americans

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why does this guy advertise this crossbow like it was probiotic yogurt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7OWXDc3Q98&NR=1












Disclaimer: The American stereotype is used purely for comical value, do NOT take it seriously. In the event you do not comprehend the joke, please consult your local psychiatric clinic or any professional serial killer.
 
I didn't turn up the sound until partway through, so it started out with, "Whatever it is, this top-notch horton crossbow is the right choice."
 
Please don't ever write in red again, or my eyes will stab you several times.
 
I have no eyes with which to be stabbed

What was the funny in the video? I had my sound off, so was the funny in the sound?
 
Enjoy the simple things in life. Enjoy a crossbow.
 
"Drive your shots like nails into targets, hay bells, milkjugs and PEOPLE!"
 
I need a crossbow that will penetrate spider web weave armor and plate armor.
 
How come they don't mention all of its stats? Doesn't it have any +str?
 
Ive already got one with +1 armor penetration, so unless this can do more DPS then im sticking with mine.
 
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I'm confused...on the one hand I could appreciate the irony of it, the sad appeal to regrettable traits of the human race, and yet I also really wanted it because it was cool.....
 
oh, boy! More hunting, for "SPORT." Lets help the planet die faster!
 
"Enjoy the simple pleasures of life, enjoy a crossbow" lmao.

Anyways, crossbows are fun. I don't really get what's the point of this vid.... We are on HL2.net, a site founded on a game with lots and lots of guns, including a crossbow.

Guns are scary, but cool. *shrugs* Don't see the deal.
 
Krynn72 said:
Sounds like something that could be put in the life philosophy thread.
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Sounds like something Gordon would say if he was finally ordained as the next prophet of God we here all know he is.

The religion would be pretty sparse with dogma though, he doesn't talk much....but that could be quite refreshing for a religion. :thumbs:
 
Two-Hand Damage: (82-99) To (139-412) (110.5-255.5 Avg)
Required Level: 41
Required Strength: 110
Required Dexterity: 80
Base Weapon Speed: [10]
+150-200% Enhanced Damage (varies)
+ (2.5 Per Character Level) 2-247 To Maximum Damage (Based On Character Level)
Adds 32-196 Cold Damage - 8 Second Duration
Piercing Attack (100)
Freezes Target +3
+75-150 Defense(varies)
+35 to Dexterity
80% Increased Attack Speed


This, that is not.

Ripoff.

(bonus points if you name the crossbow with those stats though!)
 
Krynn72 said:
Sounds like something that could be put in the life philosophy thread.
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nurizeko said:
Sounds like something Gordon would say if he was finally ordained as the next prophet of God we here all know he is.

The religion would be pretty sparse with dogma though, he doesn't talk much....but that could be quite refreshing for a religion. :thumbs:
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lmao, those those two posts made me lol. Let's do ittt.
 
Letters said:
Two-Hand Damage: (82-99) To (139-412) (110.5-255.5 Avg)
Required Level: 41
Required Strength: 110
Required Dexterity: 80
Base Weapon Speed: [10]
+150-200% Enhanced Damage (varies)
+ (2.5 Per Character Level) 2-247 To Maximum Damage (Based On Character Level)
Adds 32-196 Cold Damage - 8 Second Duration
Piercing Attack (100)
Freezes Target +3
+75-150 Defense(varies)
+35 to Dexterity
80% Increased Attack Speed


This, that is not.

Ripoff.

(bonus points if you name the crossbow with those stats though!)
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buriza, duh

best if upgraded
 
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