Young men warned of laptops

[The Dark Elf]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6677040/

hehe

 

[qckbeam]

Meh, not too concerned

 

[Steve]

I've never heard of a man referred to as being "fertile" before, heh heh. Man, it's a good thing I coated my...um...equipment with an asbestos laqeur (spelling?) a few months ago...kind of itchy, though.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Laptops, which reach high internal operating temperatures, can heat up the scrotum, in rare instances this can cause the scrotum TO EXPLODE.

Are you concerned now

 

[Ryjalon5k]

lol, real funny. maybe i shouldnt have girls sit on my lap then?

 

[Steve]

Laptops, which reach high internal operating temperatures, can heat up the scrotum, in rare instances this can cause the scrotum TO EXPLODE.

You'd think you'd see some warning signs, you know? That you'd be able to prevent it... I just can't imagine some guy sitting there with his laptop, not a care in the world, and then BOOM....scrotum shrapnel.

 

[qckbeam]

Are you concerned now

I must admit, the prospect of having my scrotum explode is a tad concerning.

 

[Ryjalon5k]

how would my balls explode? the laptop would come in contact with my dick, not my scrotum......

 

[The Dark Elf]

You'd think you'd see some warning signs, you know? That you'd be able to prevent it... I just can't imagine some guy sitting there with his laptop, not a care in the world, and then BOOM....scrotum shrapnel.

Didn't one guy sit in an internet cafe playing CS until he died? Some people don't notice these things lol.

 

[Steve]

Didn't one guy sit in an internet cafe playing CS until he died? Some people don't notice these things lol.

If guys will pass up sex because they have a "match" (as far as I'm concerned, the only "matches" you're allowed to miss sex for are soccer and football), I'm not surprised they would play it until they died.


...because they deserve to.

 

[The Dark Elf]

If guys will pass up sex because they have a "match" (as far as I'm concerned, the only "matches" you're allowed to miss sex for are soccer and football), I'm not surprised they would play it until they died.


...because they deserve to.

makes me laugh how some guys can pass up sex for football even

What kind of guy would rather watch grown men in shorts playing games together than sleep with a woman, or worse join in, then jump in a big bath and hug and "wrestle" with each other naked, than sleep with a woman.....

 

[Steve]

makes me laugh how some guys can pass up sex for football even

What kind of guy would rather watch grown men in shorts playing games together than sleep with a woman, or worse join in, then jump in a big bath and hug and "wrestle" with each other naked, than sleep with a woman.....

If you have a prior engagement with your team, you gots ta go. Dicks before chicks, dude (a statement which I have absolutely no success at all adhering to).

Edit: I got it! Ya see, what you gotta do is bring the little lady to the game, get her all excited seeing all those sweaty guys, then take her home and let her have it!

 

[bliink]

A serious case of laptop burn was reported in a letter published in a medical journal two years ago after a 50-year-old man burned his penis while using a laptop balanced on his legs for an hour

hehe.. I would have thought he might have noticed? lol

"Oh.. whats that smell.. smells like hotdogs mmm.. I could sure go for a hotdog right now.. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Ames]

It's a conspiracy I tell ya!

 

[The Dark Elf]

what you gotta do is bring the little lady to the game, get her all excited seeing all those sweaty guys,

Thats more likely to have the effect of her running off with one of the "team" and don't expect them to put the team before her neither

 

[bliink]

It's a conspiracy I tell ya!

Theres no conspiracy, silly!

Biozeminades!

 

[Steve]

Thats more likely to have the effect of her running off with one of the "team" and don't expect them to put the team before her neither

You're right...that whore...

Naw, see...that's why you get on a team with a bunch of butt-ugly guys!

 

[The Dark Elf]

Theres no conspiracy, silly!

Biozeminades!

Ahh

So Biozeminades made laptops dangerous to the Male genitals, then made video games that would distract guys long enough to burn the penis or explode the testicles all in an effort to take over the world.

So what alien race invented reality TV to take over the world then then?

 

[The Dark Elf]

You're right...that whore...

Naw, see...that's why you get on a team with a bunch of butt-ugly guys!

Ahh, you mean join a Rubgy League team then?

 

[Steve]

Ahh, you mean join a Rubgy League team then?

Right-o!

 

[Revisedsoul]

Didn't one guy sit in an internet cafe playing CS until he died? Some people don't notice these things lol.

i thought that was evercrack

 

[qckbeam]

Speaking of crack, this thread could use a bit more.

*qckbeam hands out crack

 

[Steve]

*steve grabs qckbeam's hand-out, only two realize two things:
1) he does not own a pipe, and has no idea how to freebase
2) his mother is a cop, and steve doesn't have the balls

 

[Revisedsoul]

see steve what you ahve to do is plant the crack on your mom so she will get fired, and then you have no worries

 

[Steve]

see steve what you ahve to do is plant the crack on your mom so she will get fired, and then you have no worries

but...she's my mom! i love my mama! i pity the fool who DON'T love his mama.

 

[qckbeam]

but...she's my mom! i love my mama! i pity the fool who DON'T love his mama.

wtf, u r spi?!?

 

[Revisedsoul]

on a almost completely different topic, whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

 

[Steve]

wtf, u r spi?!?

letters are all fine and good, qckbeam...but i like sentences that aren't completely composed of acronyms...what does that mean?

 

[qckbeam]

letters are all fine and good, qckbeam...but i like sentences that aren't completely composed of acronyms...what does that mean?

wtf == what the ****

u == you

r == are

spi == spy misspelled

So the translation:

What in the ****? You are a spy?

 

[Steve]

wtf == what the ****

u == you

r == are

spi == spy misspelled

i thought that's what it meant. no, i'm not a spy. i'm just a guy who grew up with a cop as a mom, and consequently could not (and still does not) partake in any of the...shall we say...more questionable activities of his peers. I make a hell of a DD, though.

 

[qckbeam]

i thought that's what it meant. no, i'm not a spy. i'm just a guy who grew up with a cop as a mom, and consequently could not (and still does not) partake in any of the...shall we say...more questionable activities of his peers. I make a hell of a DD, though.

Steven...Steven. I really do hope you know that I'm kidding in many of the posts I make late at night

I'm also horrible at detecting sarcasm in text...so yeah

 

[Steve]

Steven...Steven. I really do hope you know that I'm kidding in many of the posts I make late at night

I'm also horrible at detecting sarcasm in text...so yeah

I make sure not to take anything too seriously...no worries, I know you're messin' around.

 

[The Dark Elf]

Way to get off topic guys.. whats wrong, can't stay on topic now your all holding your laptops a few inches off your groins?

 

[Revisedsoul]

Way to get off topic guys.. whats wrong, can't stay on topic now your all holding your laptops a few inches off your groins?

if that were so they would be taking advantage of the extra space for "movement"

 

[Steve]

Okay, here's what I don't understand...how the hell can a little bit of heat (and yes, I mean a little bit; my "equipment" gets hotter during a summer soccer game) make a guys scrotum explode? Are there trapped pockets of gasses down there that I just don't know about?

 

[Revisedsoul]

Okay, here's what I don't understand...how the hell can a little bit of heat (and yes, I mean a little bit; my "equipment" gets hotter during a summer soccer game) make a guys scrotum explode? Are there trapped pockets of gasses down there that I just don't know about?

but the heat increase is natrual with the overall rise of body temp

 

[The Dark Elf]

Okay, here's what I don't understand...how the hell can a little bit of heat (and yes, I mean a little bit; my "equipment" gets hotter during a summer soccer game) make a guys scrotum explode? Are there trapped pockets of gasses down there that I just don't know about?

How should I know? My gf sent me it and I posted it here for shits n giggles.. I've never owned a laptop.

Though in the interests of understanding it more.. I need five lads with laptops willing to sit with them on their laps and let them get really really hot to see if testicles do really explode. For the benefits of science.

 

[Steve]

but the heat increase is natrual with the overall rise of body temp

Nah...I think it gets a little bit hotter down there when I'm wearin' my black shorts. Even so, why should the fact that the temperature increase is throughout the entire body matter? If it's the same amount of temperature increase, it shouldn't, right?

How should I know? My gf sent me it and I posted it here for shits n giggles.. I've never owned a laptop.

Though in the interests of understanding it more.. I need five lads with laptops willing to sit with them on their laps and let them get really really hot to see if testicles do really explode. For the benefits of science.

You know something you're not telling us.

You're gonna have to have at least 30 for a real scientific experiment, plus at least one control to just sit there with the laptop off.

 

[Revisedsoul]

How should I know? My gf sent me it and I posted it here for shits n giggles.. I've never owned a laptop.

Though in the interests of understanding it more.. I need five lads with laptops willing to sit with them on their laps and let them get really really hot to see if testicles do really explode. For the benefits of science.

only if you pay me for the airfare there adn back, plus i get a laptop of my choosing and i get to keep it

 

[AudioRage]

only if you pay me for the airfare there adn back, plus i get a laptop of my choosing and i get to keep it

Its not worth the trade.