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Baal said:
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I got one. International Grammar Day.

A day in which people need to use proper grammar, even when speaking on the Internet.

I thought of this after I read http://www.girlspace.com/messageboards/main.aspx and saw a disease, maybe even a virus, in the early stages of its life.

The enemy is advanced though, and will adapt to nearly any situation.
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http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2067857&highlight=International+Grammar#post2067857

The introduction of Girlspace to Half-Life 2. Unfortunately no one really noticed until a second post was made:

Baal said:
Personal hell? If there becomes a time where everyone talks like this

Some samples:



Yes I am obsessed with this web site

That my friends, IS HELL.
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http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2108617&highlight=time+talks#post2108617

Then this followed:

http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=116564
 
If a bunch of threads get revived for this, I'm gonna start stabbing people
 
Nah, just delete the threads.
 
Any of my posts that have been sigged or won awards.... staged pwn, enormous penis, in before boobs, brother eating batteries, etc. It's reaaly up to other people to decide.

My threads are never very popular.
 
my best work was on facebook :(

somebody started a group called "vw sucks cock", and I happen to enjoy vw...so I joined. Everybody was being retarded; mustang owners were going "my 450hp mustang will beat ANY vw" ad vw owners were going "vtec is for loser you f***ing ricers. German engineering RAWR!"

So after a 6 page discussion where I verbally rape everybody's arguments they finally have nothing left to say. Then some dude comes on and says that classic muscle is better than any new car.

So I just make a passing comment "modern technology > classic muscle" and then he just blows up talking about his 327 that makes 425hp stock on 550cfm carbs blah blah blah. So I do a little research on that motor and can't find any 327 that makes even 400hp. So I tell him that, and he goes, "yea but I have the rousch 327."

So I go to the rousch website and the first thing I notice is the motor makes an "est. 425hp" then I noticed the carb is 770cfm (not 550cfm like he said), then I noticed this wasn't a "Classic" motor. It had MSD ignition, 4340 chromoly shot peened rods, forged alloy pistons, etc. So I came back to facebok, and I said, "dude, this motor is pretty off from a factory spec 327, especially in terms of "technology.'"

A day passes and he comes back and says, "Okay, listen, I just don't like the idea of driving a car that was designed by hitler." So in my final blow I said, "hitler didn't design volkswagen. A jew by the name of Joesph Granz did, hitler stole his idea and tried to kill granz but he fled the country; then hitler had ferdinand porsche build it."

He left the group, deleted all his posts and set his security options to where I can't search for him, see him, or message him. Then he sends me a final message, "I deleted my posts cuz I left this group. I have the 327 with the 550 cfm carb on my car and it has been dino'd at 425bhp, and I beat a GTI at the Hayden speedway over the summer. So shut the fu*k up!"

I search for hayden speedway on google, and it turns out it's a DIRT oval track. No FWD car would race on a dirt oval track unless they wanted to learn the true meaning of plowing understeer. The guy was full of it, and it makes me feel like a big man to beat a stranger on the internet.

...and it's 'dYno' not 'dIno'...
 
Daily Citizen.

My thanks, Glorious Editor 13537.
 
I remember the thread where they had a comic book and you filled in the text. The comic was some nurse, doctor, husband and his wife giving birth.

Now that was Epic
 
Uriel said:
I remember the thread where they had a comic book and you filled in the text. The comic was some nurse, doctor, husband and his wife giving birth.

Now that was Epic
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We need another one of those.
 
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