Your jokes

[the_rebel_medic]

all right here is a section for jokes of any kind
praise if it's funny to you. say nothing and that will be your critisism

A little Girl went for a walk and found a dog. she bent down and said to it, "hello little puppy whats your name"
to her suprise the dog responded with "my names huey and i've had an excellent day going in and out of puddles"
the girl shrugged and moved on

she soon came accross another dog and said
"hello little puppy whats your name"
to her suprise the dog once again responded with "my names duey and i've had an excellent day going in and out of puddles"
the girl shrugged and moved on again

she soon came accross another dog and said
"hello little puppy whats your name"
to her suprise the dog once again responded with "my names luey and i've had an excellent day going in and out of puddles"
the girl shrugged and moved on again

coming across a final dog she said to it.
"let me guess you names stewy and you've had an great day going in and out of puddles"
the dog shook its head and said
"no my names puddles and i've had an awful day"

do you like?

 

[bvasgm]

Those jokes were so funny, they made me lose an electron.

- Are you shure?

I'm positive.


Ok...I admit, that one sucks.

 

[Jimmeh]

The best shit joke in the world is in my sig. For those who can't be arsed to look down, I'll say it again.

Why does Snoop Dog have an umbrella?

For drizzle.