Your own cartoon

[AmishSlayer]

If you were to make a cartoon with a guy laying on a therapist's bed dealy...and you could choose between the following:

A Squirrel
A King
A Screwdriver (flathead)
A business man
Some lady
A Dog
Superman sorta guy
A Dragon sorta thing

Which would you choose and what caption would you put? The catch is, you have to be witty....sorta like in the New Yorker...ahem..

And don't say, "The Screwdriver, "I'm screwed" That one is lame..

 

[Korgoth]

A squirell- "so your saying i'm nuts huh?" hahahahahahahhahahahahah ok no....

 

[Dedalus]

hah, i'm trying to think back to some Family Guy episodes where the dog (forgotten his name!!!) goes for therapy. some corkers in that episode.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Ummm....

a woman- read this first

http://www.sexylosers.com/199.html

then read this

http://www.sexylosers.com/200.html

the woman one is the second one down...

If you decide to look through the rest of the comics....be warned... you could be offended...many of them have nudity/deal with sex/ incest/necrophilia/masturbation/porn/guys who can't seem to get any/etc...

You should start at the beginning. Most of the comics are so wrong that they are funny.

 

[Dedalus]

Originally posted by Anthraxxx
Ummm....

a woman- read this first

http://www.sexylosers.com/199.html

then read this

http://www.sexylosers.com/200.html

the woman one is the second one down...

If you decide to look through the rest of the comics....be warned... you could be offended...many of them have nudity/deal with sex/ incest/necrophilia/masturbation/porn/guys who can't seem to get any/etc...

You should start at the beginning. Most of the comics are so wrong that they are funny.

hahahaha FINALLY another sexylosers fan. they're damn hilarious. nothing else like it. go read the comics now!! all of you!

 

[Anthraxxx]

Yes, definitely! Read them all. But, start at the beginning because it will all make more sense. IMO, the Suicide Girl stips are the best.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Originally posted by Dedalus
hah, i'm trying to think back to some Family Guy episodes where the dog (forgotten his name!!!) goes for therapy. some corkers in that episode.

Brian is his name. I was trying to think of the same stuff...it's just gotta be short...like 10 words or less..

Yeah...this is just a shameless ploy to get you guys to do my assignment for me....and it's not working....but I figured that'd happen..

 

[Anthraxxx]

Originally posted by AmishSlayer
Yeah...this is just a shameless ploy to get you guys to do my assignment for me....and it's not working....but I figured that'd happen..

LOL, okay. Howabout an extremely short story with these elements in it.

Royalty, religion, sex, and mystery


Here's the short story.


"My God!", said the Queen, "I wonder who got me pregnant?"

 

[AmishSlayer]

Originally posted by Anthraxxx
LOL, okay. Howabout an extremely short story with these elements in it.

Royalty, religion, sex, and mystery


Here's the short story.


"My God!", said the Queen, "I wonder who got me pregnant?"

lol...I'd use that if I could..but it's just the cartoon that I have to do.

BTW..some of those sexyloser cartoons are f*cked up..

 

[Anthraxxx]

Yeah. They are f*cked up, but its funny.