Zephos Versus the Gargantuan Flu

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Alright so, for the past week I've gotten barely any sleep, have been working heaps and drinking copious amounts of alcohol. So two nights ago I inevitably came down with the flu due to my complete and utter lack of an immune system.

Problem is: I have to go camping with my girlfriend tomorrow.

So, HL2.net, I require your advice in regards to all things that can accelerate the destruction of this flu before tomorrow.
 
when i had what i think was flu i felt like laying down and dying,not much different from usual but it was horrible. Dont know what to suggest. Wear a mask?
 
Postpone your trip for a day or two. Drink lots of fluid, vitamins, try to eat something, and try to sleep as much as possible for a couple days.
 
yeah that would be retarded if you went into the woods with limited medical institutions in the local area. can you postpone it or delay going?? also get some rest, eat some soup, drink some tea with honey and get some sudafed flu medicine.
 
Eat some ice and sleep outside for the night, you'll be set for tomorrow.
 
Isolate yourself as a public service to others.



Oh wait, you have the flu? Yeah, definitely isolation.
 
Whereabouts in Australia do you live Zephos?

I went out on Wednesday night and half people I went out with are now sick as my well as my best mate and my cousin, whom were at completely different events and got sick on the same day as me. Basically, when me, my mate and cousin all caught up, we had all gotten sick from other people in other places at the same time and same day.

This flu season does not like Melbourne.
 
Well there's no way I can postpone the trip but she's fine with me going (a flu mask might be necessary, however :p).

So far today I've eaten 3 mandarins, 4 garlic tablets, 2 vitamin supplement tablets and two fully packed salad rolls. On top of that, drank 6 glasses of orange juice and at least 12 glasses of water. Symptoms are... improved.

About to eat some raw garlic, it was nice knowing you all.

Sparta said:
Whereabouts in Australia do you live Zephos?

I went out on Wednesday night and half people I went out with are now sick as my well as my best mate and my cousin, whom were at completely different events and got sick on the same day as me. Basically, when me, my mate and cousin all caught up, we had all gotten sick from other people in other places at the same time and same day.

This flu season does not like Melbourne.
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Nah, I live in Brisbane. Pretty sure I contracted it during a night out on the town, though.
 
Load up brawl, I'll falcon kick that flu out of you.
 
I think the garlic just burnt my face off.
 
Try sleeping with several blankets while wearing a housecoat or a sweater. You'll have to shower really badly and put the housecoat through several wash cycles, but it's always headshotted my colds and flus.
 
Pop some of these and you'll be as good as new . You wont even know you're sick.
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Sounds like a kid's book. Like "The Littlest Penis" or something.
 
Zephos said:
Alright so, for the past week I've gotten barely any sleep, have been working heaps and drinking copious amounts of alcohol. So two nights ago I inevitably came down with the flu due to my complete and utter lack of an immune system.

Problem is: I have to go camping with my girlfriend tomorrow.

So, HL2.net, I require your advice in regards to all things that can accelerate the destruction of this flu before tomorrow.
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The flu resides in your left arm;

My advice: Get a bonesaw and start cutting
 
Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
 
I have no time for obscure Fallout 3 references!
 
Indeed!

I'm feeling better, the only thing that has me worried is I coughed up a clot of blood a good quarter of a golf ball big last night (mixed with some nasty phlegm). Apart from some specks of blood in my nose this morning, I haven't seen/coughed up any more.
 
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