Zero Punctuation gets Haze-y

[Tagaziel]

Haze this time

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/93-Haze

IN YOUR FACE, LAMBDA/ASUKA!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Hahah "I wanna stop for ice creams"

 

[Rizzo]

Never played it. But he was okay i guess.

 

[Laivasse]

Good stuff. I grinned out loud. My buzzword detector picked up: 'Boobstravaganza'

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Haze this time

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/93-Haze

IN YOUR FACE, LAMBDA/ASUKA!

Wait? asuka?

 

[Cavalry]

lol'd at the cake part.
Hilarious, glad he reviewed the piece of shit called Haze

 

[Warbie]

I think Haze got away very lightly here. He barely touched on all the things it does poorly.

 

[Dalamari]

I think Haze got away very lightly here. He barely touched on all the things it does poorly.

He did kinda compare it to Turok, I wouldn't call that "getting off easy"

 

[Deleted member 56031]

I have to say I also thought it got off lightly

 

[Laivasse]

Tbh, I just don't think he disliked it that hard. It's just one of those games he didn't like either.

 

[Asuka]

Haze this time

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/93-Haze

IN YOUR FACE, LAMBDA/ASUKA!

Huh? When did i say Haze was good? All i said was don't judge it after its 1st review. I never bought it, i had just hoped for the best considering its developers.

On another note, great review by the almighty.

 

[Letters]

The 'Drawn by Pain' or whatever ad after the video pretty much ruined whatever enjoyment I got out of the review... whaaaat the ****. Next time, just close the tab...

 

[Reginald]

When I saw the credits starting at about 3 minutes in and saw we were only 3/5 of the way through, I was expecting another dubbed video game opening like Painkiller. That was hilarious. I was quoting that for weeks.

Puffer fish.

 

[smwScott]

Yeah, the ads suck. Good review, though. I always got the impression that Haze is never as bad as anyone says it is, but at the same time does very little to differentiate itself from the rest of the shooters out there... at least in a good way.

This is pretty much dead on accurate.

The worst thing about it is that it had so much potential. It's a pretty great premise and the developers are (or were) absolutely incredible ... but this game was about as average and uninteresting as they come.