Zero Punctuation: Turok

[Deleted member 56031]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/3040-Zero-Punctuation-Turok

EDIT: these must be getting posted earlier, I come home and bam they're already there :O

 

[Sedako]

Probably my favorite one yet.

 

[Ravioli]

hahaha that was great

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Really enjoyed this latst one

Also liked the jab at people wanting to review SSBB at the end

 

[theotherguy]

And here I thought he was going to review the original Turok

It's too bad they've raped the series so badly. The first game was awesome.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

Once again pure win.

 

[Laivasse]

The lulz started with the Jurassic park theme tune and then never stopped. The Ron Perlman bit had me cracking up. Also, I've just finished watching the Obama speech in Politics, so Yahtzee's conclusion with his farcical BS about a bright future for FPSes was even funnier to me.

Best yet.

 

[jimbo118]

Good stuff, loved the health meter bit. wish a game would come out in Australia that I'm actually interested in that he would review though.

 

[Dekstar]

Heh that was awesome. Definitely goes in my 'favourites' pile.

 

[phantomdesign]

One of his best reviews.

He's right on all points, on CONSOLE fps games, and games made for consoles ported to PC. Playing Gears of War on PC, it just seemed like a kiddie FPS with bland colors.

 

[Sheepo]

Pretty good one this time. It does suck that he has to wait long to review games that the rest of us have already played. Maybe he'll end up getting imported copies.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

It's basically the same thing here in the UK ;(

 

[Asuka]

Haha i have to show this to a person who told me "dude TUROK IS THE SHIT!"

 

[B_MAN]

nailed it.

 

[Warbie]

Nice XD

I can't echo his thoughts on console fps (me thinks he's a little thumb challenged), but his slamming of Turok hit the mark dead on. How could they **** up something that was so right so completely?

 

[Cormeh]

Turok was ripe for an absolute slating, I'm glad it was Yahtzee that done it.

Genius.