Zero Punctuation: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

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That was hilarious, like all his other stuff.

Made me laugh out loud. Did you notice, however, that there was loads less (if any at all) swearing in this one? Also less sexual references (except the reference to hentai games at the start).

Any particular reason for that?
 
He made up for it with racism, so I doubt it's censorship :P
 
I liked the fact that it was so much like Indiana Jones. Without the next-gen Indiana Jones that Lucas should have made sure came out with the new film, the only thing that is close is Lego Indiana Jones. While this will be a great romp, it is not like the real thing whereas Drake's Fortune is. It is my favorite PS3 game to date (not saying much though as I only have 4 :)).
 
Completely agree on the quicktime events. Anyone here got any explanation from developers why they put it in. I mean there must be a theory or a ****ing study that says why quicktime events are good.
 
Meh ... funny review but Uncharted is a great game.

This is the second review I really disagreed with him about, the first being The Witcher ... although his points were more valid with Witcher.
 
Spot on, as always.

Ofcourse Uncharted is a great game smwScott, before its release it was one of the most hyped up PS3 game, it couldn't possibly be average.
 
Haha really enjoyed that, loved the wet shirt bit hehe and the background texture annoyances.
 
I still quite fancy Uncharted, but once again Yahtzee delivers. :D
 
Rule 1 of listening to Yahtzee reviews: Never listen to anything he says.


He is invariably wrong. Apart from the times he is soo correct it's untrue. You can tell the times he actually likes games compared with times he hates them. He likes Uncharted and is obliged by reputation to find bad things about it.
 
Actually I have yet to disagree with any of his reviews.
 
I loved the game and i agree with 90% of what he said...
 
I lol'd pretty hard at "Ebony and Ivory" playing at the very end. Great review.
 
I just assume he's going to hate everything. Its why I watch his reviews. :D
 
Gargantou said:
Spot on, as always.

Ofcourse Uncharted is a great game smwScott, before its release it was one of the most hyped up PS3 game, it couldn't possibly be average.
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You're such an annoying little shit. It IS a great game. I also posted in the Mass Effect thread talking about how that is a great game - I played through it on the 360 that's IN MY APARTMENT. I've said before that I've been using the 360 MORE than the PS3 in recent months. I've posted in PS3 threads bitching about the tactic of removing backwards compatibility to boost PS3 software sales.

Stop following me into every thread being a prick, it's getting old.
 
Well, to be fair, the hired help that you don't have to import in these foreign locales is going to be native, so his claims of racism are unfounded imho. Cheap labor is local and in this case local is non-caucasoid. Simple.

Hate QTEs though. Hate them in God of War and I hate them here. They're just dumb. Of ocurse, Dragon's Lair was, like, a whole game of QTEs and I loved that. :E
 
Its his exceptions that make him funnier than he would be otherwise, but I don't expect it.
 
I love Zero Punctuation... great refresher from "real" reviews. :D
 
Very good :). He didn't look at all what I expected him to look like though :P.
 
Damnit, I forgot to watch this last night >,<
 
You do now he showed his face before in the valve travelouge?
 
Well no I did not know that. But I do now ;)
 
Wow, he looks exactly like I thought he'd look. Brilliant.
 
At the end of time, when man is extinct and aliens are exploring our forgotten world, there will only remain a list of yatzees best one liners, carved into diamonds lest their greatness is ever lost.

Envelope. Glacier. Fall on floor laughing. Again.
 
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