its official: willie is growing up

mechanicallizard

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contrary to popular belief, willie can, and does, age.
he is now 17.
happy birthday dude, buy a beer and pretend its from me.
(its the thought that counts)
 
Happy Birthday Dude!

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Happy 17th annual anniversary of the day you emerged from your mother's womb.
 
I want his youth.

Fetch me his youth!

I wish to be young again!
 
happy b-day mother ****er, didn't u turn 16 like yesterday?

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yes, that's ur own album's pic.
 
**** you, asshole. Willie is a stupid name.



<3 happy date of birth.
 
Somehow it seems fitting that your 17,001st post is in this thread.

Happy boifday you bagger. Say hi to Steve for me.
 
Thanks guy means a lot. I ****ing love you all with one collective dickheart. It's like a heart with an arrow through it. Except the arrow is a dick. :DDDDDDDDD

Say hi to Steve for me.
Steve ran away remember?
 
Happy birthday! Soon I'm going to have to stop thinking of you as the spamtastic 15-year-old I first encountered.
 
Willie, happy birthday :D!

You got a cake? Are you gona CUT EM UP!!?
 
Happy B-day, I got you a cake but I dropped it in the toilet accidentally.
 
Happy Birthday!
Does this mean you can start legally aquiring STDs where you live?
 
WAIT WILLIE IS YOUNGER THAN ME?!?

NOoooooooooooOooOOoOoOOOoOOOOOooOOOoOoOOOoO!1!1!!!!
 
It is your birthday.

And I'm on your roof.
 
Happy year-away-from-legal-pornstar-age day!
 
Yeah, it'll be great when he finally goes legit.
 
I love you, fagghatt. I'm going to come to your house tonight and bring girls for ur birfdaye kk
 
Damn only 17? I've always imagined you older, I actually imagine a lot of people here being 18+ here.
But anywhos, Happy Birthday.
 
When I was little I used to wish Godzilla was real and he was my friend.




True story. :(
 
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