Man convicted for sex with a bike.

[Druckles]

Ah well - here's me thinking that all cyclists are wankers.

Quoted for brilliance.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Only in Scotland

 

[Cormeh]

Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!

We'll **** anything.

 

[simonjedi]

My testicles are constantly shifting from left to right. Sometimes I stare at them for hours and just sit there bewildered. Why the **** are they moving, and what the **** does it accomplish?

Thats not the way to get a head in life

am i doing it right?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Thats not the way to get a head in life

am i doing it right?

Yer doin' it right.

And by it I mean my cock. And by my cock I mean get the f*ck out of my shower you cheap whore.

 

[Irksome]

God to swear, I dreamt I a was ****ing bike these people four about a year ago. It was hot ****ing really.

 

[nurizeko]

Weird and funny, the conviction was absolutely pointless and wrong since you know, they barged in on him in his own privacy.

Omg! I had sex with my hand! Prosectute me!

Impossible to enforce. You'd have to lock away 99.999% of the worlds male population.

 

[soulslicer]

Now thats what I call "Riding Dirtyy...."

that song is still stuck in my head...

 

[SpArKs]

This has GOT to be the most retarded thing I have ever heard:

A man was once taken to court for having sex with a a shoe. Another guy was caught bonking paving slabs and also a mechanic also made love to cars. I see a similar article in a few news papers. Quite bizarre...

 

[Azner]

Yer doin' it right.

And by it I mean my cock. And by my cock I mean get the f*ck out of my shower you cheap whore.

Bitch

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Bitch

Cracker ass cracker.

 

[Cormeh]

What upsets me about this is that the poor guy has been put on the sex offenders register.

What for? Sure, he was pleasuring himself in a rather obscure way, but how different would it have been if it was a sex-doll or his right hand?

Overly harsh punishment in my book.