50/50 chance we die on january 24

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Man look at that thing. It has a sphincter.
 
hur?

How did you get a picture of the intelligence briefing of how to dest... welcome your planet into th xyclosian union.
 
This is pure bullshit. I may have gotten a D in astronomy but there's nothing about this that anyone should be worrying about... it's going to pass by at 1.4 lunar distances, which is pretty damned close but also not remotely threatening because it's NOT HITTING US :thumbs:
 
YES THATS RIGHT HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD ABOUT POSITIVE THINKING? yay
ENNUI IS SO ****ING RIGHT
 
If I was going to die on the twenty fourth, I'd probably try to get laid.

I wouldn't be succesful, but I'd have tried.

AND THAT IS WHAT THE HUMAN CONDITION IS ALL ABOUT

TRYING TO GET LAID AND FAILING
 
Narvi said:
If I was going to die on the twenty fourth, I'd probably try to get laid.

I wouldn't be succesful, but I'd have tried.

AND THAT IS WHAT THE HUMAN CONDITION IS ALL ABOUT

TRYING TO GET LAID AND FAILING
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And spending the next five years in prison for attempted rape. :cheese:
 
DEATHMASTER said:
What if like something like a vingitillion light years away is throwing these thing right at us seeing how close he can get, how "OMFG, DID YOU SEE THAT?!!!" it will be when it hits?
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Wasn't the tunguska asteroid almost pure ice? If this thing is rock/metal then it could make a pretty big crater.
 
Urgh, thing I hate about these videos is that they're so assumptious.

Oh noez! Let's take a video from outside our galaxy and show that our sun is going to collide into a nearby star...

Oh wait, that's right, they're lightyears away!

From that video you could assume that the next 747 to fly from Heathrow is going to crash into bloody big ben!

Urgh. It makes me want to facepalm. That and the fact that there are never any "50/50" chances that close to home.

Oh, and if it were true, it'd be ok, I'm getting laid in Febru-
Oh crap!
 
Druckles said:
Oh, and if it were true, it'd be ok, I'm getting laid in Febru-
Oh crap!
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From that reaction, I'd say you'll more than likely be flubbing the dolphin come this Februrary.:cheese:
 
That rock isn't really that big enough to do much damage tbh. Its tiny in comparison to the chicxulub impactor...
 
Saturos said:
From that reaction, I'd say you'll more than likely be flubbing the dolphin come this Februrary.:cheese:
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I was indicating I'd be dead by then and I'd only just realised :p
 
DEATHMASTER said:
What if like something like a vingitillion light years away is throwing these thing right at us seeing how close he can get, how "OMFG, DID YOU SEE THAT?!!!" it will be when it hits?
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Lmfao! You didnt know its the new game on planet 2032032819219sxjgj340321;.!
 
This is such bullshit.

Why the **** would Nasa want to cover this up? Besides, there're a thousands of telescopes that can see this, it's not like whatever college drop out who made that site was the only one to discover it.
 
Itsh all conshpiracies, man! They're watching... with they're whaite coats... they can shee you...

... shee you...

... shee you...

...


... and they're watching...
 
Someone call Morgan Freeman, we need him in case the meteor hits
 
Majestic XII said:
/me sings Aerosmith - I don't want to miss a thing
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Meanwhile three comets go by, a meteor shower, world peace is acheived, and a nuclear holocaust occurs.

And you miss it all, because you were too busy singing :hmph:.
 
Space Shuttle - check
Nukes - Check
Bruce Willis - Check

What do we have to worry about?
 
Druckles said:
Meanwhile three comets go by, a meteor shower, world peace is acheived, and a nuclear holocaust occurs.

And you miss it all, because you were too busy singing :hmph:.
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That would look awesome. Imagine me sitting infront of my computer singing a rock ballad while the whole world crumbles around me in a very epic way.
 
You are a lucky bastard :P

But it would be kind of sad you know. So many people die right after your birthday.

Good thing it's not true.
 
Dalamari said:
Someone call Morgan Freeman, we need him in case the meteor hits
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:laugh:

And can someone please shoot the ****er who made that video, he he obsesses about death and destruction that much that he would want to go as far as to spread the crap to youtube etc, we might as well give him what he loves so much.

God these people make me sick, shouldn't we have been killed like a 1000 times already? No sorry I lost count...
 
Dont worry. I'll just stand outside where its going to hit, and jump kick it back into outer space and all with be saved, and I'll be a hero, run for president and win due to global hero status, and then start a nuclear war to end all humanity. So dont worry about it.
 
Am I missing something? Why are you saying it's on the 24th, when both provided sources say 29th?

Anyways, it's disturbingly close.
 
Unfocused said:
Am I missing something? Why are you saying it's on the 24th, when both provided sources say 29th?

Anyways, it's disturbingly close.
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Haha, I blame dyslexia. I didn't even notice and I watched the video and read the sources too! Hehe I feel dumb now. I am gonna go cry myself to sleep.
 
So...wheres McGwire to bat it back out to space when you need him?
 
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