What do I want for my birthday?

[Sheepo]

That's right HL2.net, you decide!

Keep in mind:

I have a Wii, an alright computer, will except DVD suggestions, and have a 20 dollar limit.

With that said, I have no will of my own!

 

[Ennui]

give your parents an extra three dollars and ask them for a handle of evan williams

 

[MFD00M]

you could get a cheap mp3 player..or eBay it up...or get a prostitute.

 

[Ennui]

get a somethingawful account

 

[Kula Meenur]

give your parents an extra three dollars and ask them for a handle of evan williams

D: Bottom shelf booze will kill you in your sleep





Chivas 18 or no go caprone

/shakes finger





or on the topic of booze, get em to buy you a bottle of makers mark and then keep it until you're 40

 

[L3N!N]

ASK THEM FOR A STILL.

 

[Raziaar]

When is your birthday? I must know at least 10 seconds in advance so I can upload your birthday image.

 

[Que-Ever]

Give your parents twenty dollars and say you don't want anything for your birthday, and thank them for feeding you and clothing you for fifteen years.

lol april fools

 

[Shamrock]

Give your parents twenty dollars and say you don't want anything for your birthday, and thank them for feeding you and clothing you for fifteen years.

lol april fools

It is over. You are the April Fool. :|

 

[Krynn72]

Give your parents twenty dollars and say you don't want anything for your birthday, and thank them for feeding you and clothing you for fifteen years.

lol april fools

Best april fools joke ive heard all day.

 

[Que-Ever]

It is over. You are the April Fool. :|

Still nine fifty five where I am. Foo.

 

[Azner]

Still nine fifty five where I am. Foo.

Foo, its its like what 12pm April SECOND :|

 

[Raziaar]

Still April Fools for those on Pacific Standard Time

 

[Azner]

Still April Fools for those on Pacific Standard Time

What pacific Standard Time.

Everything revolves around Stigmata

 

[VirusType2]

Get the gift that keeps on giving. A blow up doll.


Or, buy a LITE-ON Double layer 20xDVD burner for about $20 at www.newegg.com


I need another one of those for my 2nd PC.


I'd get the blow up doll if possible though.

 

[FieryGoose]

I say find a talking pig at some remote farm ...nearby... and offer some farmer 20 dollars, and there you have it, a real life talking pig. With a nice curly tail of course. You can always buy a saddle later.
Also you'll have yourself a good way to pick up chicks as an added bonus.

 

[Sheepo]

Come on, I need serious suggestions. I have 3 things on my list and my birthday's April 15th.

As for a cheap mp3 and a DVD burner, I already have both.

Please, I only have three things on my list

 

[Shamrock]

Come on, I need serious suggestions. I have 3 things on my list and my birthday's April 15th.

As for a cheap mp3 and a DVD burner, I already have both.

Please, I only have three things on my list

Do you have any gaming consoles? Ask for games for them, ask for accessories such as controllers or such, ask for a special massage from your Dad.

Hmm. Lets see. how about something for your computer? Maybe a new monitor, new mouse, new keyboard, new graphics card.


I don't know what you need so its really hard for US TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT.

 

[Slug Advisor]

For your birthday, you want to have a nazi orgy with the Forumla One boss.

 

[Lucid]

Can't really do much with $20.

Just save it and use it when you've accumulated a larger amount of money.

 

[Barnz]

Get this:

http://www.amazon.com/Scientology-F...bs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1207171105&sr=1-2

 

[Sheepo]

Do you have any gaming consoles? Ask for games for them, ask for accessories such as controllers or such, ask for a special massage from your Dad.

Hmm. Lets see. how about something for your computer? Maybe a new monitor, new mouse, new keyboard, new graphics card.


I don't know what you need so its really hard for US TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT.

I DON'T NEED ANYTHING

Happy?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll put a dead hooker in your cake. She's dead because of a heroin overdose. I gave her the heroin.









YOU'RE WELCOME

 

[Shamrock]

I DON'T NEED ANYTHING

Happy?

Then get a sweater.

 

[L3N!N]

Get this:

http://www.amazon.com/Scientology-F...bs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1207171105&sr=1-2

Oh. My. God.


It's HARDBACK! \o/

 

[Emporius]

For twenty bucks I would go in a cake

 

[Sheepo]

Well I am open to books btw. Any good cheap book would be a good recommendation

 

[Emporius]

Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card

 

[Sheepo]

Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card

Read it already

BTW try to cut back on jokes if you have any actually helpful suggestion. I don't have a lot of time.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Time, Dr. Shepard? Is it really that time of the month again? Yup dad is on his period again, lawdy loo.







Get an air guitar, seriously.

 

[Cavalry]

Guns

an Xbox 360

more guns

 

[Sheepo]

Give it up on the 360 cav. It isn't happening anytime soon. Also it sorta passes the $20 limit.

 

[Emporius]

Get a spinthariscope

so coooool

 

[Cavalry]

Give it up on the 360 cav. It isn't happening anytime soon. Also it sorta passes the $20 limit.

than guns

there are VERY cheap handguns

and airsoft sub-machine guns go for a few dollars on Ebay.

 

[Shamrock]

A hooker.

 

[Sheepo]

If one more person says hooker or drugs I am gonna be all psycho in here!:flame:

Go ahead, the next post will inevitably say hooker or drugs

Edit: D: prediction was wrong!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

A hooker.

Why not a pidgeon?

 

[Shamrock]

How about a new pair of Timberlands?

 

[Sheepo]

Bleh

No clothes or shoes

 

[Shamrock]

Bleh

No clothes or shoes

Maybe you'd like a subscription to Martha Stewart's Outdoor Living magazine.