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hai, I can has minecraeft witelissst? EDIT: Prease?

I just bought the game. I can has whitelist?

I can't tell if you're being facetious or what, but i'm pretty sure every man over 12 years old has been in that position before.

Oh right, advice... Uh, tell him you just want to be friends, and then take advantage of his desire to be close with you to complain to him about all your problems with other guys and life in general until his ability to feel compassion and love is nothing but a dusty husk of its former self...

I have a similar situation, albeit a little more complicated. There's this fat chick at work, who's absolutely infatuated with me. Not to sound like a conceited cock sucker, but she refers to me at work as "beautiful" ("good morning beautiful", "hi beautiful", "see you tomorrow beautiful", etc...

I used to get this a lot when I smoked like 2 packs a day.

I wonder how the payments for this sort of thing work. Where is the account that this money gets dumped into? Who owns it? How does it get transfered into said account? Is there actually some goon in Germany who writes out checks for this sort of thing? Who would such a check get written to...

Who the **** are you?

Lols, I finally got around to yakking the **** out during the summertime. 4 days, 3-4 hours of sleep, 2 meals, $160+ on weed coke and booze, and one of the worst bike rides home EVER, and I can safely say that stimulants are NOT for me.

Yeah, i've been trying to be less of a total jagg. Moved back to Hawaii, got a job, and put college on hold till I get better at micromanaging my life and get a hold of some macro sized goals. I think it's starting to work too. 2 months in and i'm already ****ing over stocking shelves at...

Stocking at Safeway :/

I had a panic attack the other week after staying pretty drunk and cracked out and eating only 3 meals in a 4 day span of time, after working each day and sleeping only 4 or 5 hours at night. On the fourth day, I drank and got hella stoned, almost passed out face first into my friends car, and...

Zigzags and swishers. I don't really bother with pipes too much. They break, and I like the tactile sensation of rolling my tobacco.

I always thought that "Sun" was the explicit name for the star at the center of the Solar System.

"OH SHIT TOBACCO? BETTER SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO REMIND THIS MAN THAT SOCIETY DEMONIZES HIS HABBIT, JUST INCASE HE FORGOT" IDK if you forgot, but my teeth are already yellow from sucking on death sticks. I think i'll live.

I'm sure you people think it's gross and all, but this is day two for me without a single cigarette, and it feels so good to finally have my lungs back. Also, i'm not talking about chewing tobacco or snuff. This stuff is like pasteurized tobacco in a little pillow that you just put in your...

Who here does this stuff, and what sort of flavors/brands would you recommend? I bought a couple of packets of the Marlboro Spearmint snus today, and think I might start doing this shit instead of sucking on death sticks all day, but I can't imagine that anything by Phillip Morris could be...

I would probably be loling too hard to do anything, tbh. It was a slap. It was pretty low, extremely ****ed up, and never should have happened. But it was a slap. She'll live. "HEY YOU! YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU TWO ******S THAT SLAPPED THAT POOR INNOCENT GIRL. YOU DASTARDLY NO GOODERS! DON'T...

as soon as I finished reading that, I visualized an Alot of Dicks

This is what is call sociopathy. I'm going home to work over the summer. I need to decide if i'm going to drop out of community college and move back home, or finally stop talking about changing my ways and actually do it, cause if I bomb another semester, i'm going to get kicked out school...