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Only if you put it directly into the hole. That shit's too weak to just smear on the skin.

you're probably schizophrenic

Thanks Yeah. I usually cut it to something like this, and then it'll grow back to being messy as ****, because I don't cut my hair very often. Long hurr

I'm going to keep this in mind for if I ever get arrested.

Stop feeding the vegata, gorramit

Vegeta is smooth with the ladies

Does your ellipsis not realize that feces easily penetrates ground beef?

You suck at your job I want your parents. Not that mine are really pushing me in a direction i'd rather avoid, mind you.

Slightly related: I was riding around Oakland yesterday and didn't notice my backpack was open. By the time I had noticed, my phone was gone. Kthxbai

Hairchop Just gotta shave the pubic stache, and we should be in business for summer! Also:

HERP DERP THER ONLY HUMEN YUKNO!!! WE ONLY HEEER ONE SIDEE OF DA STORY, DERPADERP

HERP DERP, BUT POLICE MAKES MISTAK TOO U KNO

Dear lord, I didn't think it was possible to find that much shit to complain about while sitting on your ass.

YOU IS A LURKS. HARD.

WAT HAPPEN TO JOO???

I'm a professional loser. When i'm not busy being a total failure, I get payed under the table to vacuum and scrub the stairways and common area of this apartment down the street. Which reminds me, I haven't done that in a week or two... But hopefully i'll be moving bags of concrete over the...

It takes a special kind of "bitch" to surprise rape little girls like that, so i'm not surprised he broke down like that. The people who do those kinds of things, are either total cowards, or totally batshit insane.

That was ****ing awesome

I know I sound like an asshole dude, but, again, 100% honest here, i'm trying to show you something. I do sound like a prick, but it's to prove a point. That you need some work on your argumentation, and need to learn how to complete your thoughts before presenting them to the world. Otherwise...